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Lifeguard caught sleeping on the job
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:04 pm
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Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:08 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Every lifegaurd i saw growing up was too busy spitting game.
Oh they would blow that whistle and say "dont run" here and there. But i saw through that b s. Showing off for the titties
Oh they would blow that whistle and say "dont run" here and there. But i saw through that b s. Showing off for the titties
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:10 pm to Eugene Dogwood
This would be my response if I was her...
"Sir, I'm being paid 8.00 an hour. Get tha frick off my back. Or grab a float and stand a post...either way I don't give a frick what you think of my lifeguard skills."
"Sir, I'm being paid 8.00 an hour. Get tha frick off my back. Or grab a float and stand a post...either way I don't give a frick what you think of my lifeguard skills."
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:11 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:12 pm to ksayetiger
All I did was flirt with the ladies from the lifeguard stand. Something about being 6 feet in the air shirtless and tan gets you bitches
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:12 pm to Eugene Dogwood
I remember when this kind of shite wasn't relevant..
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:15 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Oh my God that guy needs to go drown in the water while she sleeps.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:18 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Why do people feel the need to record everything these days? Perhaps take a few shots and contact her supervisor. Why the public shaming?
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:19 pm to Bmath
Thank god camera phones weren't around in my day
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:20 pm to Walt OReilly
Sometimes I think smart phones have become the bane of our society.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:20 pm to Eugene Dogwood
I spent a fair amount of time on the beach as a kid and never saw the lifeguard doing shite. 
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:21 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Lol nerdy arse xxxxxxx
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:21 pm to Bmath
Can't argue with that
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:21 pm to Bmath
quote:
Sometimes I think smart phones have become the bane of our society.
Sometimes?
How about 95 percent of the time
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:28 pm to Eugene Dogwood
Glad there weren´t cellphones around when I guarded....
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:48 am to Eugene Dogwood
I don't think she could swim anyway.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:56 am to FlagLake
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:07 am to Eugene Dogwood
at the baby and the Kool AidPosted on 7/31/15 at 8:15 am to Grouper Picatta
I used to smoke weed and sleep when I was a lifeguard in L.A. Some frick yells at me about someone drowning out there, I 'em to call 911 and leave me the frick alone.
I remember one time I was scoping out some incredible chick when some kid yells at me that his mom's drowning. Unfortunately I have a big stiffie from checking out the babe, so I gotta wait a minute or two for my boy to settle down. By that time … well, I tried CPR but she was a goner by the time I fished her out.
Hey, shite happens.
I remember one time I was scoping out some incredible chick when some kid yells at me that his mom's drowning. Unfortunately I have a big stiffie from checking out the babe, so I gotta wait a minute or two for my boy to settle down. By that time … well, I tried CPR but she was a goner by the time I fished her out.
Hey, shite happens.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 8:24 am
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:18 am to Upperdecker
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All I did was flirt with the ladies from the lifeguard stand. Something about being 6 feet in the air shirtless and tan gets you bitches
If Family Feud had a "name an occupation that, when a guy takes the job, it automatically comes w/access to more poon than you can shake a dick at", it would for sure be on the board. This may deserve it's own thread, but let's see, there's:
1. Rock star
2. Professional athlete
3. Drug dealer
4. Probation officer
5. Lifeguard
Obviously, 3 and 4 drop off the list if the question is changed from "poon" to "high quality poon".
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