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re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story

Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:30 pm to
Jody like a melody she warmed me and then left me with a chill.

I can't believe the sun will rise without me looking in her eyes and knowing that her love has made me strong.

Why she left I'll never know the fire she built will always glow I only know I woke to find her gone.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147229 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:32 pm to
you could make a crap ton of money writing for penthouse forum or erotic fantasies.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:33 pm to
This is Bs
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 12:24 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124531 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:45 pm to
K
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:46 pm to
only red flag was her mom was a conniving bitch, but other than that, no.

Something I forgot all about, I paid cash for a new truck and had it delivered to our home address in cali a couple of months before I got home as a little reward for being over in that shite so long. She needed to register it so I put it in her name since I was in afg... i never even got to sit in my new truck lol. she sold it and kept the money.

the court didn't care that she "stole" everything. I was a dead man walking when we met arbitrator for child custody and court penalized me for "history family abandonment" for continually going overseas to work...

that fellas, is how you can get fricked... buyer beware lol
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:48 pm to
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I paid cash for a new truck


OT'ers never can just a story, no they have to try to one up and out themselves
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124531 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:49 pm to
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you could make a crap ton of money writing for penthouse forum or erotic fantasies.


Who’s gonna pay for that? I write smut for free.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:50 pm to
Ok
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 12:24 pm
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:56 pm to
by cash I mean I bought it through aafes smartass and had no note. I didn't literally count out cash to them from afg...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124531 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:00 pm to
I wish I could take it back. To get back what I lost. To not have seen what’s behind the curtain. To believe in that pure, forever kind of thing again.

But I can’t. I’ve been to the other side and it’s tainted and damned me. Made me callous.

So many people don’t realize how many people are unfaithful.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10463 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:04 pm to
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This stupid bitch her third husband the guy who got her pregnant while she was married to the guy she married after we got divorced


I have tried my best to follow this story... What the hell are you trying to say? Use commas please.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:10 pm to
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I have tried my best to follow this story... What the hell are you trying to say? Use commas please.


LOL sorry , sometimes I have a brain fart.

I was this woman's first husband. She just left our child and moved to California while I was in Iraq when we were in our early 20s. Later she married another guy, she was with him for 3 or 4 years , moved out on Christmas day informing him that the baby she was 8 1/2 months pregnant with wasn't his. She married the guy who had knocked her up, that lasted about 3 years. Then she got caught cheating again , divorced and married another guy. They just recently divorced.

Back to the second husband, he was actually a pretty decent fellow. Was good to our son the few times he met him.And after moving out on Christmas Day, she returned the following day and cleaned this guy's house out I mean even took the food that was in the refrigerator, Christmas presents , everything. I know the guy and he was telling me he came home from work and his house was just empty. Only his clothes were left.
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2356 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:18 pm to
Has anyone ever asked in these Jody threads why the term 'Jody' is implied to be a man? I've heard of women named Jody a few times but have never heard of a man named Jody.

If a man were to be named Jody, I'm picturing them being from Oklahoma for some strange reason.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:18 pm to
I know what you mean. Cheaters are every where.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31926 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
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that fellas, is how people die... buyer beware lol


FIFY
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17536 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:31 pm to
Not proud, but I've slept with seven married women, and turned down probably five or six more. All ended good, except for one. And all started innocently (meaning no pursuit on my end) except for one.

Her name was Niki. This was maybe 14 years ago, if that. I sort of knew her and her husband. They lived in the next subdivision over (not even a five minute walk). Her best friend lived three houses down from me so I've seen her quite a bit. Her husband took a new job in VA and moved up there to look for and ultimately build them a house, and she stayed behind with their two daughters.

I happened to run into her at the post office. Small talk lasted for almost half an hour. Thought nothing of it and left. Later that day I saw her in the neighborhood and she said there was a get-together and wanted to invite me...sure I said and gave her my number. That night I get a call asking to come over...she led me to believe that friends would be over.

So I went but it was just us. Her two kids were asleep. We talked and had a few beers, and I ended up sleeping with her. Several times that night. So it began. I'd walk over nightly except the one or two times a month that he came back to GA, and everyone of those nights we had sex of some form.

She wasn't particularly quiet in the bed and could get quite loud. One night, she was louder than usual - I had her bent over the bed and was hitting it rather hard when I happen to look over and see her oldest daughter (probably 5 or 6 at the time) standing in the doorway. Watching us. She ran over, naked as could be, and picked her up and put her back in bed. Huge damper that night.

This went on over a year. When the time came for her to move to VA with him, she was very emotional. Seems as if she had fallen for me. Over the course of the next 6 months or so, we'd talk nightly - she'd send prepaid cards for me to use. Letters. Emails. She'd send packages. Pictures...even nudes. And when theyd come back to Savannah for vacation, she'd come visit.

I lost touch with her but a few years later on FB I saw that she had another girl, who looked suspiciously like me and looked to be a few years old.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31926 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

LOL sorry , sometimes I have a brain fart.



see.....its not only me;)
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9218 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:32 pm to
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Sometimes when your wife goes to “Zumba class”, she’s really going to meet Jody behind that building, and they bang in the back seat. Or when she goes “running” in the park...Jody is running that dick through her as she holds onto a tree off the trail. Or when she goes to the store late at Night...she’s blowing Jody behind the dumpsters.


That fricking bitch
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Has anyone ever asked in these Jody threads why the term 'Jody' is implied to be a man? I've heard of women named Jody a few times but have never heard of a man named Jody.

If a man were to be named Jody, I'm picturing them being from Oklahoma for some strange reason.


I mean for frick sakes

LINK
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17536 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:42 pm to
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It’s those baby steps that get you. The harmless inches that get you closer and closer to the edge, until you look down one day and you’ve already crossed the line.


Your whole post is spot on, but this is gospel.
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