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Legality of taking sand from a beach

Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:00 pm
I'm sure everyone here has a private jet that can shoot them over to their condo on various nude beaches across the world, but my learjet is having the oil changed. I'm tossing around the idea of collecting a small bottle of sand from a few destinations on my upcoming trip but I don't want to end up on Chapo's hit list.

Anyone ever done it internationally? Is it legal? Fwiw, I'm thinking a small sammich bag full, not 5 gallon buckets.


Here's a pic from my last trip for your troubles.






If this belongs on the travel board, feel free to move it. Thought I might get more responses here.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

I might get more responses here.

that you will, mi amigo
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:01 pm to
Racist. Making the black chick stand at the back of the line.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:02 pm to
Them gals probably bring home more sand in their vagina than you can fit into a 5 gallon bucket.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:02 pm to
Nice cargo shorts, nerd
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8764 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Racist. Making the black chick stand at the back of the line.


Number one in my book.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:03 pm to
Not sure about taking it from the beach... but you make a compelling argument for not taking sand to the beach.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:03 pm to
A) Why?

B) Why would it be illegal if you have a valid answer to A?

3) Even if it was illegal, how would you get caught?

D) White bikini team wins.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13910 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

If this belongs on the travel board, feel free to move it. Thought I might get more responses here.


Not sure if this belongs on any board to be honest.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Making the black chick stand at the back of the line.


She's actually Celtic. Just very tan.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:03 pm to
you're a black woman???
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:04 pm to
I'd say sand is in ferae naturae and subject to the rule of capture.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:04 pm to
W,P,B,G
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Them gals probably bring home more sand in their vagina than you can fit into a 5 gallon bucket.

you know why girls don't like to have sex on the beach? because they get sand in their Schlitz
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:04 pm to
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Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:05 pm to
After close inspection IWHI every single one of them. Even the black one.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

how would you get caught?



Customs

Thus my sentence on it being an international venture.

I'm not worried about sand from Holly Beach or Grand Isle.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18059 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:06 pm to
My parents have a koi pond in their back yard that has water blended from almost every major river in the Southeast and some from places like the Colorado River (Grand Canyon). My dad would take empty wine bottles on trips and make me and or my brothers fill them when we went somewhere he did not have water from. We'd get home and he'd add it to the koi pond and a list. Last I know he had water from 60+ different places in there.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 1:08 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Customs


I recommend not declaring it as it has no value.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 1:07 pm to
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