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Leaving the toilet seat up

Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:40 pm
It's really not that big of a deal. Women are nuts.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70869 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:43 pm to
Bad idea. What if you have to get up in the middle of the night to take a dump?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:44 pm to
It's a pure laziness thing. No guy ever complained about having to put the lid up.
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Bad idea. What if you have to get up in the middle of the night to take a dump?


I don't have IBS.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:45 pm to
If they want us to put it down after we use it, why don't they put it back up after they use it?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:47 pm to
Just keep the seat down and pee on it. That'll teach em
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13494 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:59 pm to
And no woman should have to complain about lowering it down. They have a gravity assist.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:05 pm to
That one is always a one way street.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:09 pm to
The second year of marriage is when the average man starts leaving the seat up. The government did a study on that.
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3567 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:09 pm to
Put seat AND lid down.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

The second year of marriage is when the average man starts leaving the seat up. The government did a study on that.



I figure that's when he starts putting it down
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:11 pm to
Yeah they way it should be. Let's leave the both lids up so random body fluids fly around when the toilet gets flushed
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:45 pm to
I put the seat and lid down. Looks better and she has to work too.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:46 pm to
You want it up, raise it up. You want it down, put it down. Very simple
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1626 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:55 pm to
Yes! Seat and lid down before you flush. Unless you like shite and piss particulate on your ceiling, walls, floor, counters, and everything else.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:56 pm to
What about the half way mark courtesy flush? You pinch it off so you can stand up and close the lid????
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68039 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Bad idea. What if you have to get up in the middle of the night to take a dump?



I don't know about you but my home has electricity and lights. We use them.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1626 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:01 pm to
In the famous words of Mr Jones.

"Boy, bring your arse up in here. What you talkin' 'bout, you wait 'til I come out? I smelled your shite for 22 years, now you can smell mine for five minutes."
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30163 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

What if you have to get up in the middle of the night to take a dump?


Then I put the toilet seat down because I'm not retarded.

Seriously, who sits down on the toilet without looking first?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57612 posts
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:15 pm to
Just put the seat down like a non-mongoloid with some class.
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