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Laughter is the best medicine
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:47 pm
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year old son was right, I wasn't helping by constantly checking on it.
"It's like that old saying," he said. "'A watched website never loads.'"
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A long line leading to yur ladies' room greeted my friend's wife. Since desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend took her into the empty men's room, then stood guard. When she exited a few minutes later, a man waiting his turn called out, "I hope you remembered to put up the toilet seat."
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The satisfactory.
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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year old son was right, I wasn't helping by constantly checking on it.
"It's like that old saying," he said. "'A watched website never loads.'"
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A long line leading to yur ladies' room greeted my friend's wife. Since desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend took her into the empty men's room, then stood guard. When she exited a few minutes later, a man waiting his turn called out, "I hope you remembered to put up the toilet seat."
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Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:47 pm to hikingfan
No thank you.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:49 pm to hikingfan
I just got done shitting
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:50 pm to hikingfan
Not laughing. I must be very sick.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:53 pm to hikingfan
quote:
Laughter is the best medicine
Unless you're sick, then medicine is the best medicine.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:54 pm to hikingfan
I have no meow dog in this meow hunt.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:58 pm to hikingfan
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:00 pm to hikingfan
OP is retarded.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:02 pm to hikingfan
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:03 pm to hikingfan
(Your avi would get it.)
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:03 pm to hikingfan
Cortisone
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:04 pm to hikingfan
quote:
hikingfan
Don't worry, I'll save you:
What the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick??
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:06 pm to Kafka
Well that made me laugh.
Thanks Kafka I needed that.
Thanks Kafka I needed that.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:07 pm to jmcs68
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:08 pm to hikingfan
this thread gave me aids and laughter isn't helping
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:12 pm to hikingfan
Is this the Dane Cook thread?
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:16 pm to hikingfan
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:17 pm to Kafka
What is he doing?
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:26 pm to jmcs68
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:57 pm to hikingfan
Man received a ticket for illegal parking. He told the judge, "but your honor, the sign said "Fine for Parking".
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