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Large zero turn mowers have ruined the aesthetics of the modern home lawn

Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55519 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:14 pm
I, like many of my neighbors pay a lawn service. They come, they cut the grass, and all that looks different when they leave is that it is shorter. All the services use either giant zero turn or large walk behind mowers with huge cutting decks on them. Today while driving through the neighborhood a yard stood out to me though. The neighbor had just finished push mowing his yard, and it had a beautiful striped /checkerboard appearance to it.
It made me think about my youth and mowing lawns, how much pride you took in those perfect lines and how perfect a yard looked when freshly cut with those perfect lines in it.

It was art. But now the grass is just shorter.






Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:15 pm to
So go mow your lawn you old crab
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176393 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:15 pm to
I got this..
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55920 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

like many of my neighbors pay a lawn service.
ur not a real man
-the OT
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:16 pm to
Talk about white people problems!



ETA: Although I must say that one of my black neighbors (ex-25 year Marine and supercool guy) has the best lawn in the neighborhood.
This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 4:22 pm
Posted by GeauxBroke
Member since Aug 2007
262 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:16 pm to
Life must be good if you have fricks to give about a checkered lawn.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29555 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:17 pm to
Do people really care about this ?

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55519 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:18 pm to
Older baws know I speak the truth
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6117 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:18 pm to
Can’t stop progress
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142665 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Old Sarge
THE LAWN RANGER
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:18 pm to
Seems like you should stop being a lazy frick and cut your own grass
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55519 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:19 pm to
I don’t mind the mowing

I just hate weed eating
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:20 pm to
You know you can tell your grass guy to push mow your front yard for a little more money. I’m sure it’s not an issue unless your front yard is huge.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16660 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:20 pm to
When I have time I like to cut a pattern in it. Makes it look nice and I enjoy doing it. However I rarely have that kind of available free time so making it look shorter will have to work
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10234 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

All the services use either giant zero turn or large walk behind mowers with huge cutting decks on them.


Would you be willing to pay them two or three times the amount of money for them to take hours longer to cut it with smaller and slower equipment?
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17759 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:23 pm to
Get a lawn striper and you will have the best looking yard in the hood, problem solved.


Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25602 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:24 pm to
So quit paying someone to cut your grass and go buy a push mower, you dumb frick
This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15401 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:25 pm to
Several of my neighbors have their lawn service walk mow their yard now because of the damage and wear patterns those commercial grade mowers cause.
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
665 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:26 pm to
You sound like an a-hole. I bet you don’t even pop fireworks on the 4th
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21648 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:29 pm to

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