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re: Knowing this fact about HR depts, how should you redo your resume?

Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78070 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Professional women in office are good. Work very hard and are well organized

Administrative workers are VERY hit and miss




Every profession has people that are hit and miss.
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:45 pm to
add something next to skills

Hobbies and Passions:
Volunteering at Companion Animal Alliance
Susan G Korman Breast Cancer Awareness Liaison
Team In Training member

Posted by Seven Costanza
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1981 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:47 pm to
You really think that would get their attention?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:47 pm to
Gay. I wouldn't put any of that shite on my resume

But honestly I only have room for job accomplishments if I keep it to one page. I use a pretty much skills oriented resume
Posted by whodemlsu
South of I-10, North of the Gulf
Member since May 2008
524 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:48 pm to
Lost in all this jibberish is the simple fact that your experience, your past accomplishments and solid work history is what really gets you that next level job. .....not flowery words or high end stationary paper.

If you have the skills the interview is merely a confirmation.
Posted by Seven Costanza
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1981 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:49 pm to
You sure are fired up tonight. Do you say frick, shite, arse, gay, and homo this much in real life?
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:51 pm to
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You really think that would get their attention?


try it, see what happens...what, are they going to check?

You aren't saying anything that would impede or skew job performance...or their prediction of your ability to do so.

it's just to break through
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:53 pm to
no. But who shares their thoughts the same IRL as they would on the OT?

Anybody who says they do is probably a liar
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:54 pm to
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would be Joan and vote your mother fricking arse out after I fricked sterling and don


I could see it. You already married Bob Benson.

I'd hit it before I left the office though. You know you're hot for me. So much tension.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:55 pm to
Yeah. I have a hard time keeping all my stuff to one page so I sure as hell don't have room to put bullshite volunteer work on it
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:57 pm to
I'd frick that fat loser Harry before you
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:58 pm to
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the simple fact that your experience, your past accomplishments and solid work history is what really gets you that next level job


because no one is applying for the job?
they may get 500 resumes that have at least minimum qualifications, and 100 that have acceptable qualifications....the "staffers deciding whether to call in someone for an interview" decide who comes in for the interview.

something has to speak to them.
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:00 pm to
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Yeah. I have a hard time keeping all my stuff to one page so I sure as hell don't have room to put bullshite volunteer work on it


how many jobs do you list?

remove the oldest and add "personality" type shite
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:01 pm to
:/ I'd munch your box and you can pretend I'm sombrero brag.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:03 pm to
All that volunteer work you have?
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:04 pm to
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:/ I'd munch your box and you can pretend I'm sombrero brag.


you know she could get you fired at will. Your job is at her discretion.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:04 pm to
Ok that made me laugh

Kash, I had to look at my resume. I have six jobs listed
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:05 pm to
I said bullshite volunteer work, as in making it up like kash was doing

So stfu
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109121 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:06 pm to
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I've never interviewed and not gotten the job.


I was going to call bullshite, but...

quote:

Prostitution I'm sure isn't too selective.


Makes sense now.
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:06 pm to
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All that volunteer work you have?


would be funny, someone gets a DUI, has to do community service.....puts the community service on their resume as a positive spin...gets job.
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