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Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

It wasn’t in his room he had dishes to wash and he fell asleep while doing them and I found it in the dishwasher


Wait…

Your teenage son put his freaking butt plug in the dishwasher?!?

That's gross
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:15 pm to
thinking this is a troll thread
Posted by Pooswa
Member since Jul 2018
226 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:18 pm to
Lifestyles board.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19110 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

It wasn’t in his room he had dishes to wash and he fell asleep while doing them and I found it in the dishwasher


Probably should have included this nugget in the OP. Secondly, now you have a reason to confront him, not for being gay but for being incredibly foul and out of bounds. You tell him that a kid his age has zero business possessing much less bringing a sex toy into your house but the fact that he washed it in the dishwasher among all the dishes the entire family shares is so fricking disgusting that he will be replacing all of the dishes in the house. If he’s gonna hide shite in his arse he better start hiding his wallet there too because good silverware is gonna set him back 300 easy. Good dishes don’t get any cheaper either.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34535 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 3:46 pm to
If it is a troll thread, well done.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2975 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:17 pm to
You touch it?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99174 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

“Hey is this yours?”


Watch out for the "I learned by watching you" response.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:27 pm to
Your teenage soon washes dishes. Holy frick that’s awesome. Mine still doesn’t abs he is 23.

Very Important:

Do nothing, say nothing ever. It’s probably nothing to worry about, kinky gf, experimenting etc. It will probably pass.

Just love him and support him and be good dad. That’s all we can do. He may be gay bi straight, win a Nobel peace prize or be a serial killer. We parents as much as we like to think really have no so in all that. We can just do the best we can.
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2778 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

It wasn’t in his room he had dishes to wash and he fell asleep while doing them and I found it in the dishwasher

How in the hell did he fall asleep doing dishes?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5611 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:33 pm to
If that shite was in the dishwasher I'm going with it's your wife's.

15 year old with a butt plug wouldn't be so cavalier with where he keeps it or washes it.

Either way, someone in your house is getting it in the arse and you're none the wiser
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:47 pm to
"Hey, what's up with this thing? You sure this is a good idea for your body?"

Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
574 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 4:52 pm to
Send him to Auburn.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4291 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:21 pm to
The story went from pretty weird to borderline concerning.
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
2764 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

The story went from pretty weird to borderline concerning.


Or most likely, a troll.
Posted by Friedchickenandgreen
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2021
67 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:39 pm to
Brother in law just confessed it’s his plug
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44141 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by McMahonnequin
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2022
537 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Brother in law just confessed it’s his plug


Well, well, well.....
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65916 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:46 pm to
It’s a great day to be an Auburn Tiger.

The other Aggies (NMSU) gave y’all a butt plug at J-H.

Y’all paid them $1.85 million to do so.

Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18061 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Brother in law just confessed it’s his plug

Why's he doing butt stuff with your son?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5611 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Brother in law just confessed it’s his plug


So now it's not your son's, which you have suspicion of being gay but it's your brother in laws. That's in your dishwasher.

Y'all got some problems.
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