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Just bought the little lady The Ripley. It will be a work in progress.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:17 am
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:17 am
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A speculative kit that uses your body's digestive tract as manufacturing in order to create a VERY personal ring for your loved one. Your body is a machine. It produces materials, disposes of waste and physically changes object's structure. This kit uses your body's ability to manufacture. All the materials in the kit are organic and can be digested by the body. The kit is named after the sci-fi alien from Dreamcatcher who killed its prey by ripping through their anus. Be sure to consult your doctor before beginning the process.
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HOW IT WORKS The user digests edible abrasives, polishing, food coloring and a ring blank. The manufacturing method is a retractive process on the ring. 1.) The abrasives The ingested acidic juices and the hydrochloric acid found in the stomach will begin to break down the top layer of the ring. This will expose the clear jewels underneath for coloring.
2.) ROCK TUMBLING IN THE ILIUM Once the materials pass into the ilium, the acids will have been neutralized and the ring will begin its tumbling process.
3.) COLORING Once the ring has been polished, the fecal matter will begin to harden, the dyes will color the jewels on the ring's surface. Colors can vary tremendously.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
I hope ladytiger likes it
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:21 am to Iron Lion
Was hoping this was some kind of new sex toy.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
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Just bought the little lady The Ripley.
Shitty gift in my opinion.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
I generally show my love by putting things in the butt, not taking things out of it.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:24 am to arseinclarse
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Ripley
Believe it or not, I have no idea what this thing does.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:51 am to arseinclarse
Will she get brighter colors if she eats Taco Bell the night before instead of the usual salad?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:00 pm to arseinclarse
well look at this shite!
Posted on 4/6/16 at 1:11 pm to arseinclarse
Huh?!
never mind, don't splain it to me
I don't wanna know...
never mind, don't splain it to me
I don't wanna know...
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:41 pm to arseinclarse
So, in the end, you have to get it out of the crap, right?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:44 pm to arseinclarse
Shitfinger- the new Bond movie.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:52 pm to arseinclarse
Are you going to dig it out or hand her a bag of shite to unwrap?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 3:01 pm to arseinclarse
Your threads never cease to amaze me.
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