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Just bought the little lady The Ripley. It will be a work in progress.

Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:17 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:17 am
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A speculative kit that uses your body's digestive tract as manufacturing in order to create a VERY personal ring for your loved one. Your body is a machine. It produces materials, disposes of waste and physically changes object's structure. This kit uses your body's ability to manufacture. All the materials in the kit are organic and can be digested by the body. The kit is named after the sci-fi alien from Dreamcatcher who killed its prey by ripping through their anus. Be sure to consult your doctor before beginning the process.


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HOW IT WORKS The user digests edible abrasives, polishing, food coloring and a ring blank. The manufacturing method is a retractive process on the ring. 1.) The abrasives The ingested acidic juices and the hydrochloric acid found in the stomach will begin to break down the top layer of the ring. This will expose the clear jewels underneath for coloring.

2.) ROCK TUMBLING IN THE ILIUM Once the materials pass into the ilium, the acids will have been neutralized and the ring will begin its tumbling process.

3.) COLORING Once the ring has been polished, the fecal matter will begin to harden, the dyes will color the jewels on the ring's surface. Colors can vary tremendously.




Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3013 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:19 am to
So it's a poop ring?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:19 am to
Well shite...
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:19 am to
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278171 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:20 am to
I hope ladytiger likes it
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4429 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:21 am to
Was hoping this was some kind of new sex toy.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24861 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:23 am to
quote:


Just bought the little lady The Ripley.


Shitty gift in my opinion.
Posted by SouthBendBob
Rockland County, NY
Member since Mar 2013
849 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:23 am to
I generally show my love by putting things in the butt, not taking things out of it.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Ripley


Believe it or not, I have no idea what this thing does.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13848 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:51 am to
Will she get brighter colors if she eats Taco Bell the night before instead of the usual salad?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:53 am to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 12:00 pm to
well look at this shite!
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 1:11 pm to
Huh?!

never mind, don't splain it to me

I don't wanna know...
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:41 pm to
So, in the end, you have to get it out of the crap, right?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65528 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:44 pm to
Shitfinger- the new Bond movie.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4883 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 2:52 pm to
Are you going to dig it out or hand her a bag of shite to unwrap?
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19673 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 3:01 pm to
Your threads never cease to amaze me.
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