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Joke thread: what are your best ones?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:44 pm
What does 90 year old pussy taste like?
Depends...
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
You don't pay a garbanzo to bean on you.
Depends...
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
You don't pay a garbanzo to bean on you.
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:45 pm to fr33manator
Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:45 pm to cjared036
What's a pirate's favorite pastime?
Rape.
Rape.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:46 pm to fr33manator
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:47 pm to fr33manator
quote:
What's a pirate's favorite pastime? Rape.
You don't know the half of it.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:47 pm to fr33manator
What's it like to have sex with a 75 year old woman?
You ever try to pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
You ever try to pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:47 pm to fr33manator
What do you say to Oprah after doing her in the arse?
How now, brown cow....
How now, brown cow....
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:52 pm to LSUGrad9295
What do you call a vegatarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
A salad shooter.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:56 pm to fr33manator
All of mine are bannable
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:59 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
All of mine are bannable
How many Hillary Clinton jokes do you know?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:03 pm to fr33manator
quote:I don't understand the question and I will not respond to it
How many Hillary Clinton jokes do you know?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:06 pm to fr33manator
Little Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. Little Johnny, a bit traumatized, runs out of the room crying.
"You should go check on Little Johnny, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation. After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to Johnny.
As he is walking down the hallway to little Johnny's room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. SLAP SLAP SLAP SQUISH THUMP THUMP and a deep moan. The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees Little JOhnny balls deep, pounding the shite out of his grandmothers a-hole. Just really going to town on her bent over the bed rail. The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" Little Johnny replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
"You should go check on Little Johnny, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation. After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to Johnny.
As he is walking down the hallway to little Johnny's room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. SLAP SLAP SLAP SQUISH THUMP THUMP and a deep moan. The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees Little JOhnny balls deep, pounding the shite out of his grandmothers a-hole. Just really going to town on her bent over the bed rail. The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" Little Johnny replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:06 pm to fr33manator
2 muffins sitting in an oven
1st muffin turns to the 2nd muffin and says "Man, it's hot in here."
2nd muffin says "HOLY shite A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
1st muffin turns to the 2nd muffin and says "Man, it's hot in here."
2nd muffin says "HOLY shite A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:09 pm to Cdawg
quote:
its
it's
fricking McComb public education
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:13 pm to fightin tigers
You mean Ponchatoula?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:13 pm to fr33manator
Women are like parking spaces.....
...they're whores and liars.
:RainierWolfcastle'sThatsTheJoke:
...they're whores and liars.
:RainierWolfcastle'sThatsTheJoke:
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:17 pm to Cogsworth
How many flies does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:23 pm to Cdawg
quote:
You mean Ponchatoula?
Didn't do you any favors in geography either.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:23 pm to fr33manator
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did One gay sperm say to another?
How do we find an egg in all of this shite?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did One gay sperm say to another?
How do we find an egg in all of this shite?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:26 pm to fr33manator
A priest, a rabbi, a duck, and Jesse Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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