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Joke punchlines only
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:32 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:32 am
Post a punchline from a joke you tell now, or maybe one you overheard adults tell when you were a kid. Here's one I'll always associate with an uncle who may or may not have been really racist:
"Did I hit him?" "No, but you got close enough so I could hit him with the gas can."
Let's hear them. Should be a ban-safe event.
"Did I hit him?" "No, but you got close enough so I could hit him with the gas can."
Let's hear them. Should be a ban-safe event.
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Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:35 am to LessofLes
"Get your own monkey" Rusty "Nick Pappagiorgio" Griswold- Vegas Vacation
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:35 am to LessofLes
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:35 am to LessofLes
"Hide his food stamps under his work boots"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:35 am to LessofLes
"The bucket!"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:36 am to SouthOfSouth
"The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:36 am to LessofLes
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
ETA: Dammit Tactical beat me to it
ETA: Dammit Tactical beat me to it
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:37 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:36 am to LessofLes
Those who remember the Gunsmoke tv series will probably chuckle at this:
quote:
Chester: Gee Miss Kitty, the whole shovel full?
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:36 am to LessofLes
I got 4 weeks vacation and 5 good leads
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:36 am to LessofLes
The bucket
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:37 am to LessofLes
And then she said, "No...but that's a real nice ski mask!"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:37 am to LessofLes
His dick taste like shite.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:37 am to MintBerry Crunch
quote:
MintBerry Crunch
Beat you to it!
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:38 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:38 am to Tactical1
quote:
"Wrecked him?"
It's rectum. At least get the punch line right
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:38 am to SouthOfSouth
"Dog shite turns white and stop stinking"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:38 am to LessofLes
Then the duck says "well...you got any gwapes?"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:38 am to tgrbaitn08
"That's what she said." (TWSS)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." (NTTAWWT)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." (NTTAWWT)
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:39 am to LessofLes
Tom:There’s six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them?
SOAP: Six.
TOM: How many wings have they got between them?
SOAP: Twelve.
TOM: How many feet?
SOAP: Er, well, twelve.
TOM: That’s right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
SOAP: How the frick should I know?
TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?
(Lock Stock
)
SOAP: Six.
TOM: How many wings have they got between them?
SOAP: Twelve.
TOM: How many feet?
SOAP: Er, well, twelve.
TOM: That’s right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
SOAP: How the frick should I know?
TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?
(Lock Stock
)Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:40 am to LessofLes
Get to the back of the oven
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:40 am to Napoleon
"God gave him his gas bill"
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