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re: James Franco tries to bed 17yr old.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:38 pm to Mr. Tom Morrow
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:38 pm to Mr. Tom Morrow
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CadesCove? All right. CadesCove, kiss my arse. Put your lips to my arse and kiss it. French kiss it. Tickle it with your grey whiskers. I got bittersweet news for you. You're washed up. You're old. You're boring. You're not scary. You dress like shite. It's over for you, okay. That's the bitter news. Now the sweet news is: You can retire. You can go play golf, eat your dinners at 3:00 in the afternoon, play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil, old people shite. Okay?
Look at me. I got a name people can say. My name's Tom Morrow. I deal with Disney memorabilia and MLMs. People call me Master Gracey. It's easy. Check out my kick-arse hangout here. I got shite loads of glass everywhere. I got a see-through piano. Look at my boys. They're pimped out. We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci, tailor-made. This is what you need to get to the top of the posters club today. Not hard work trolling. Not looking like Disco Santa Claus. You need charisma. You look like my Uncle Greg. Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist. Now consider this your retirement from posting letter. Boom. It's over. See your way out after I RA you into oblivion.
I'm lost, but both of you guys have names that derive from vacation destinations the OT deems as trashy (yet are my two favorite)
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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Legal
thats what you want me to think
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to lsu480
He went to Columbia I thought. It was mentioned on that roast of his.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:40 pm to SDTiger15
She's got a big fricking head in that picture. Great body, nice face, but she's got one HUGE head.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:40 pm to SDTiger15
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OK, this chick knows a dick isn't square...
She's from Scotland, used to little anteaters. She wouldn't know what to do with an American Mushroom.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:41 pm to SuzukiGoat
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As for what he did in NOLA, dude will literally bang anything that moves. There were all sorts of pictures going around of him eating breakfast with some NASTY stripostitutes.
Who wouldnt do the same thing?
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:41 pm to PhiTiger1764
quote:Precisely
If a girl hasn't yet hit puberty, frick her in the arse?
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:41 pm to fr33manator
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This brings up an interesting topic.
Why are age of consent laws not applied to pictures/texts/online things?
Are we just behind? Are Age of consent laws outdated?
there are laws....
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:42 pm to Napoleon
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He went to Columbia I thought. It was mentioned on that roast of his.
Maybe. I do know he also went to UCRA because he had SIXTY credits in one semester! SIXTY!
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:43 pm to SuzukiGoat
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As for what he did in NOLA, dude will literally bang anything that moves. There were all sorts of pictures going around of him eating breakfast with some NASTY stripostitutes.
Jealous?
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:43 pm to NoSaint
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there are laws
And?
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:45 pm to lsu480
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Jealous?
I certainly am.
He could just search his own name every monday and look at how many super fine bitches make him their "man crush monday" and go from there. Somebody is goin to figure that out one day and bang more poon that anyone has in the history of mankind
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:47 pm to LSU 318 LSU
quote:
If there is grass on the field, play ball. If not, roll it over and play in the dirt.
A saying every young lass knows
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:48 pm to wildtigercat93
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He could just search his own name every monday and look at how many super fine bitches make him their "man crush monday" and go from there. Somebody is goin to figure that out one day and bang more poon that anyone has in the history of mankind
I am confused by your post!
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:50 pm to lsu480
I think he means booty calls pretty much. Chick posts a pic, Franco contacts, they bang. I could be wrong though
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:52 pm to lsu480
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I am confused by your post!
Every monday, insanely fine bitches all over america do a hashtag thing called "man crush monday" where they post of picture of either their boyfriend or some celebrity they crush on.
If youre one of those celebrities, just look through those hashtags every monday and DM the finest chicks you can find on there and bone them whenever youre in that city. Easy.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:53 pm to wildtigercat93
Gotcha, I have never seen that. He should just tweet out something like "If you want to hang out with me and are in the same city send me a picture and then ill send you my address". He could have new girls every few hours.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:54 pm to lsu480
Or as stated earlier, just go out to a bar and point, click, and shoot
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:03 pm to lsu480
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This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 5:05 pm
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