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re: I've determined that I have an egg allergy or intolerance

Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:35 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:35 pm to
Eggs are in a lot of awesome things. Seems like kind of a bummer.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:36 pm to
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And by sensitive I mean they make me have explosive shits

I'd like to thank you for devoting a separate post to this clarification. It gave me the giggles.
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
844 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:37 pm to
When I turned thirty I developed an allergy to hops. Would gladly trade
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56113 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:37 pm to
I actually know a couple of other folks who have the same kind of thing. almost like lactose intolerance, except caused by eggs instead of dairy.

both have actually told me that they are primarily affected by fried eggs...I am betting that the runny yoke causes their spray sessions.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:37 pm to
If you were TRULY allergic to eggs then there would literally be frick tons of foods that you couldn't eat. No baked goods, no bread, no noodles.


Sounds like you're just a bitch to me.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:40 pm to
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Risk and reward.. Are eggs rewarding enough to risk the shite fest?

It's better coming out the bottom than the top, at least. Plus it's seemingly so consistent that I can easily plan around it. I'm sure I'll still have them on occasion.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:42 pm to
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follow it up by absolutely demolishing a toilet bowl within the hour.


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shite


Thanks for clarifying. I thought you might be literally sledge hammering a toilet.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:44 pm to
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If you were TRULY allergic to eggs then there would literally be frick tons of foods that you couldn't eat. No baked goods, no bread, no noodles.

Don't know what to tell you, bro. I haven't seen a doctor about it, all I can tell you is that one hour after I eat eggs, I'm spraying the toilet with liquid shite that smells like rotten eggs.
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Sounds like you're just a bitch to me.
That's a possibility, but what does being a bitch have to do with diarrhea?
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61837 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:45 pm to
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I've noticed mostly when scrambled, but maybe that's just because I usually eat scrambled. I'll definitely take note next time I eat them fried or otherwise, if the day comes
do you put milk in your scrambled eggs
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:45 pm to
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That's a possibility, but what does being a bitch have to do with diarrhea?


Comes out easier
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:49 pm to
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do you put milk in your scrambled eggs

Sometimes, but I don't think it's the milk. I eat cereal, cheese, drink milk, etc. and haven't noticed any patterns there.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:49 pm to
I have a similar problem with tomatos. If I have a burger than had a tomato one it, that I have to remove, just the little bit of tomato juice left behind causes me to have a reaction (throat swells, watery eyes, nose running, ears itching). I can tell when ketchup uses more real tomatoes. Sometimes nothing happens, other times I will break out..
Posted by Goalman34
Ruston, LA
Member since Sep 2013
512 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:49 pm to
That is an intolerance.

Allergies cause an adverse reaction highlighted by the swelling of the throats cause asphyxiation to the point whereas if you don't get immediate medical attention, you could die.

You just got the runs =\= allergic reaction
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:51 pm to
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Comes out easier

That's true for solid turds, but for this shite tightness of the hole makes no difference.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

That is an intolerance.

Allergies cause an adverse reaction highlighted by the swelling of the throats cause asphyxiation to the point whereas if you don't get immediate medical attention, you could die.

You just got the runs =\= allergic reaction

Thanks, I was hoping someone would point out the difference. My quick googling wasn't determinant.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:57 pm to
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Korkstand


ygm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15874 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7612 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 10:26 pm to
I have a lame arse leadership conference tomm and have to drive two older members of my company. I'm purposely eating beans because they are riding in my vehicle. I'll be suited up and crop drusting.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3183 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 10:28 pm to
I probably eat a dozen eggs a week. I feel sorry for you. I even had eggs for dinner
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