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It is bothersome the Rudolph story would take place on TD

Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:25 pm
You guys wouldn't give him the light of day like Donner and Blitzen.

But then you'd realize he's boss as frick when push comes to shove.


No sympathy for my red-nosed baw...



Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:26 pm to
Red noses are trashy.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:27 pm to
Finally, someone had the balls to address this topic.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:28 pm to
Your nose is red because you been sniffing too much chicken Crotch.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58152 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:29 pm to
Most would consider him a minority or a hipster. He would have no chance
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Red noses are trashy.


And Santa Claus was in on it too.

What a dick!


Dude knew Rudolph had a talent. And had a want. And he let the other reindeer walk all over him.


How did Santa know?

You think that night in the fog was Santa's first foggy-no-seeum flight?


Pffft. Dude wasn't doing shite to help my boi.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63060 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:31 pm to
That's the point. Santa didn't need him and his shiny nose. He'd done it 1000 times without it. He talked to the other guys and said let's give this dummy a break and make him feel special.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:37 pm to
Rudolph is a one hit wonder... Hell, little baw could barely fly... how much you wanna bet Santa benched his arse the next year

Nobody ever talks about how strung out and dope sick he was to get that red nose in the first place

Congrats on making a drug addicted deer a fricking hero
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Your nose is red because you been sniffing too much chicken Crotch.


Isn't that your job ?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175982 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:42 pm to
the OT is basically the island of misfit toys
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59151 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:43 pm to
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Finally, someone had the balls to address this topic.




Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48853 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Red noses are trashy.


Well I'm Irish. My nose is so red I can't even answer in the alcoholic drinks per week thread.

I can fly like Rudolph too. One whiskey is like a quilt that keeps me warm. But the seven after that turn that quilt into a cape so I can fly off buildings.
Posted by OKTiger83
Norman, OK
Member since Feb 2013
3127 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:53 pm to
Rudolph must have had one hell of a binder
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Rudolph must have had one hell of a binder


binder full of football?
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27177 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:16 pm to
I feed the hamsters. It's up to Hugo or Supa.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175982 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

I feed the hamsters. It's up to Hugo or Supa.


i bet we can all guess where you keep them
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69108 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:17 pm to
Rudolph is a marketing ploy created by Gene Autry and Macy's (I think it was Macy's)

Crazy how big he got.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175982 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Rudolph is a marketing ploy created by Gene Autry and Macy's (I think it was Macy's)

Montogomery Ward and Autry just sang the song
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Red noses are trashy.


Now that we are "going there", would it not also be correct to say having a sleigh pulled by deer is trashy? I mean, back in the day, a man of means would have fine horses for a team. Deer would be like a backwoods redneck drinking homemade wine. Santa lived like a recluse far away. Is Santa trashy?
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