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IT Groupies in the Workplace

Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:34 am
I've noticed a phenomenon in the workplace (in a wide variety of industries) that each workplace has at least one IT Groupie slummin' around that specific department.

Usually the IT Groupie is a female employee not employed in the IT Department. Just an outsider who enjoys hitting on the IT guys...usually a female teaser who enjoys making the stereotypical IT dude jizzy. All props to the IT dudes!

I've noticed this IT Groupie phenomenon in various different industries.

Has anyone else noticed this trend?
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 11:39 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:35 am to
no
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:35 am to
I don't pay much attention to the IT "guys" let alone their "groupies"
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:36 am to
I guess the nerds have won
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:36 am to
Yeah I mean I keep telling your girl to leave me alone.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:37 am to
Ever watched Revenge of the Nerds?
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17183 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:40 am to
I have seen the more attractive ones prey on the socially awkward ones and get them to do their work by flirting.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27474 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:41 am to
quote:

I don't pay much attention to the IT "guys" let alone their "groupies"
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:44 am to
No
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I have seen the more attractive ones prey on the socially awkward ones and get them to do their work by flirting.



Exactly
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15497 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:47 am to
Nope, I've just noticed a general dislike for IT from pretty much everyone outside of IT. Especially when they try to call themselves engineers.
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 11:48 am
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18515 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:47 am to
Separate but somewhat related story...a woman at work was put on Probation and had to go through sexual harassment training because she asked one of the Helpdesk guys, "Whose dick do I have to suck to get a new keyboard?"
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:48 am to
IT guys get all the pussy
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:49 am to
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4868 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:52 am to
And almost every company has a sales rep that can't stand an it guy.

Look my laptop is f$&ked, I have a bunch more miles to drive and six more customers that want to bitch at me because your website and phone system is f$&ed, I don't have time to go thru 43 steps over the phone to fix it.

Why can't I ever just send it back on the first call?
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 11:53 am
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:53 am to
women like smart dudes. At least in my experience.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:53 am to
quote:

IT guys are teased with pussy that they'll never get



FIFY
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:58 am to
quote:

she asked one of the Helpdesk guys, "Whose dick do I have to suck to get a new keyboard?"



she looking for another job? Sounds like a fun chick to work with.
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:59 am to
pics?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 12:03 pm to
yeah I'd hire her based on that alone
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