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Is King of Instagram Dan Bilzerian Giving Up His Debauched, Wild Lifestyle?

Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:59 pm
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Dan Bilzerian—the infamous Instagram playboy whose hedonistic exploits include a plethora of models, guns, and vehicles—gave a rare interview and invited Square Mile magazine into his Las Vegas home. While loading ammunition into various clips, he revealed something that both his fans, the 22.6 million people who follow him on Instagram, and his detractors may find shocking: he’s drinking and gambling less these days. Plus, he’s been in a monogamous relationship for weeks. 17 of them.

And about that monogamous relationship, Bilzerian said: “First time. Well, I had a girlfriend before, but I was still fricking other girls.” And the way they met at a pool party isn’t exactly plucked from a storybook. “I think I fricked like three girls before her that day,” he said. “We started hanging out… She’s a little different, you know? She’s smart, she’s cool, and she liked a lot of the same shite I like. So here we are.” How...romantic.

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Posted by GoldenBoy
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:00 pm to
When you know, you know. I guess...
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:00 pm to
Poor guy. How's he going to survive now?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:01 pm to
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While loading ammunition into various clips



Idiot
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:02 pm to
Looks like he's really been working out. Must take a lot of muscle to keep that closet door closed
Posted by chalmetteowl
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:02 pm to
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“I think I fricked like three girls before her that day,” he said. “We started hanging out… She’s a little different, you know? She’s smart, she’s cool, and she liked a lot of the same shite I like. So here we are.” How...romantic.
the modern day Jay Gatsby
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:04 pm to
If Gatsby was 5'6".
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:07 pm to
Bro that dude lives the LIFE lol all you haters are jealous look at all the CHICKS lol frick I LOVE YOU DAN
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:08 pm to
He should give up breathing too.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:09 pm to
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Bro that dude lives the LIFE lol all you haters are jealous look at all the CHICKS lol frick I LOVE YOU DAN
let's be honest... You want to blow him.

And that's cool. To each their own. But if you're going to slob his knob, take it to the soccer board.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:11 pm to
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If Gatsby was 5'6"

Well Leo did play him
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:12 pm to
Typical BETA LOSER lol who could never pull hot chicks like DAN... call me when you've got a 10 on each arm on your YACHT partying
Your arse off! LOL crybaby loser probably posting from his mom's basement lmao
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:18 pm to
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Typical BETA LOSER lol who could never pull hot chicks like DAN... call me when you've got a 10 on each arm on your YACHT partying
Your arse off! LOL crybaby loser probably posting from his mom's basement lmao

If you had been given his daddy's money this wouldn't be as hard as you'd think
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:20 pm to
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he’s drinking and gambling less these days


Yeah, because he was going to die if he didn't slow down.

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Plus, he’s been in a monogamous relationship for weeks. 17 of them.


Yeah, because he has AIDS.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:23 pm
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:27 pm to
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“I think I fricked like three girls before her that day,” he said


Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:27 pm to
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LOL crybaby loser probably posting from his mom's basement lmao



lol idiot like nobody in louisiana has basements how could you not know that frick off to the soccer board you weirdo
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:27 pm to
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Typical BETA LOSER lol who could never pull hot chicks like DAN... call me when you've got a 10 on each arm on your YACHT partying Your arse off! LOL crybaby loser probably posting from his mom's basement lmao


Anybody could do that given the money he was. Problem with him is he's an epic fricking douchebag. I can't wait for somebody to roll his arse up like a chimichanga
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39981 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:30 pm to
HAHAha another beta looser checking in... so sad ((but hilarious ) to see all you. Nerds jealous of Dan and his lifestyle lol. All of you would give you're left nut to Crush the kind of sweet POON Dan has lol keep dreaming losers! Dan is gonna keep WINNING
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7638 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:45 pm to
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lsu2006
HAHAha another beta looser checking in... so sad ((but hilarious ) to see all you. Nerds jealous of Dan and his lifestyle lol. All of you would give you're left nut to Crush the kind of sweet POON Dan has lol keep dreaming losers! Dan is gonna keep WINNING


Dan, is that you?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:51 pm to
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