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Is it trashy to show up at church drunk?

Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:59 pm
My parents just informed me that I should go, because a lot of my fam that I haven't seen in years will be there.

I'm preety wasted right now tbh. Will coffee perk me up?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:01 pm to
Depends on the type of church and how drunk you are. In some cases you might not be drunk enough.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:01 pm to
You're going to hell, sinner
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19244 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:01 pm to
My sister used to hit a J on the way, I would always scratch my head at that one.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39388 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:02 pm to
Dude, if you have to ask...
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11541 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:02 pm to
I don't make a habit of it but it happens every now and then.
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:02 pm to
Not ever for Midnight Mass, I just got out of Mass and half the people were tipsy. It helps to deal with those loud babies.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:05 pm to
Depends on the church.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:05 pm to
Depends, if they play upbeat assembly of God music it's alright.

Catholic church you'll call asleep.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:05 pm to

God doesn't care if your drunk as long as you're there.

Remember, you're somebody 'cuz God don't make no junk.
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

My sister used to hit a J on the way, I would always scratch my head at that on


I slap the frick out of Larry 3 times before Hail Mary's
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:06 pm to
It's only trashy if people find out
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:06 pm to
It's trashy to show up at church.
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:07 pm to
My cousins use to roast a bone on the way to midnight mass back in the day with their friends and my ten year old arse in the backseat smooshed between two of their fine arse friends.

I would automatically tuck my cock into the waistband of my khakis for the inevitable boner that would occur while sitting beside them, I miss those days.
Posted by Libertariantiger
Member since Nov 2012
981 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:07 pm to
Don't forget what Christmas is all about..... Getting drunk and high with your family and friends. - Ricky Trailer Park Boys
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:09 pm to
I feel like that's the only way to go on Xmas eve.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:12 pm to
Did Jesus turn water into wine?
Posted by PAGator
Member since Jul 2015
2339 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:16 pm to
Are you Catholic? You won't be the only one
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:23 pm to
Went to church last Sunday night for the first time in years. Wish I would have been drunk. It was hard to get through.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:25 pm to
You Catholic? Then naw baw....
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