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Is Everyone Born With A Gift?

Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:46 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:46 pm
Is there anything that you can do better or at least, almost as good as anyone, that just comes naturally to you?

For me, it is connecting people. I know how to connect people and it is something that I can't really explain, but you can give me an Islamic terrorist and and a Southern Baptist redneck and tell me to make them find some kind of common ground.. Give me two hours with just them and I'd have them planning to do something with one another.. Even if I end up making myself look like an idiot doing it, I can get it done.

Think about it. What's one thing almost everyone on this site has in common? They hate me.. So if there is one thing everyone on this board can agree with.. Is that I am a shitty poster..

Do you have a gift? If so, what?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
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Do you have a gift? If so, what?

Ability to walk
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
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Think about it. What's one thing almost everyone on this site has in common? They hate me.. So if there is one thing everyone on this board can agree with.. Is that I am a shitty poster..


but only one got to be the first to downvot this thread
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53790 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:48 pm to
No, but it seems like everyone is born with a gif.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:48 pm to
If I've got one, I haven't found it. I'll probably figure it out on my deathbed as I'm cursing god.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:48 pm to
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What's one thing almost everyone on this site has in common? They hate me
damn you're right for once
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

For me, it is connecting people. I know how to connect people and it is something that I can't really explain, but you can give me an Islamic terrorist and and a Southern Baptist redneck and tell me to make them find some kind of common ground.. Give me two hours with just them and I'd have them planning to do something with one another..


Yea their common ground is talking shite about you
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:49 pm to
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give me an Islamic terrorist and and a Southern Baptist redneck and tell me to make them find some kind of common ground.. Give me two hours with just them and I'd have them planning to do something with one another..


Murder suicide?

You're the worst...
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:49 pm to
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Think about it. What's one thing almost everyone on this site has in common? They hate me.. So if there is one thing everyone on this board can agree with.. Is that I am a shitty poster..

preach
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25918 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:50 pm to
I can masterbate like 8 times in a row. Almost like Spider-Man.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4433 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:51 pm to
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Is Everyone Born With A Gift?


I believe it because Dirk Diggler said so.

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist.
This post was edited on 8/3/17 at 6:08 pm
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13722 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:54 pm to
My parents gifted me white, male privilege at birth
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:55 pm to
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but you can give me an Islamic terrorist and and a Southern Baptist redneck and tell me to make them find some kind of common ground..


They both hate drinking and dancing. Took me about 7 seconds.

Your gift is shite
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53790 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:56 pm to
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I can masterbate like 8 times in a row


Next time you need an alter, go with BigSperm8. You're welcome.

*masturbate
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:56 pm to
Penis
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:12 pm to
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For me, it is making shite up


Fify
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25918 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:13 pm to
Nah brah. I'm the master of my dick.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:14 pm to
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give me an Islamic terrorist and and a Southern Baptist redneck and tell me to make them find some kind of common ground

You should go negotiate peace terms with the Israelis and Palestinians
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12881 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:15 pm to
My brother can fart at will. He can actually suck air into his arsehole and then blow it out.

He's the closest thing to a real life X-Men that I know of.
Posted by RhodeDawg
Delete my account
Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:23 pm to
You're a pretty damn good shot with a pellet pistol too. That's a gift.
Is it like a biathlon if you can hit a dog in the arse while wheeling around?
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