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Insanely athletic and poor as a dirt floor, or loaded and fat (Fat Albert fat)

Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:12 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117689 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:12 pm
Which would you choose?

I'd take #Gainz all day. Can't put a price on pride.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:13 pm to
Loaded and fat. You could always go on a diet.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101382 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:13 pm to
You poor as dirt because you're too dumb to figure out how not to be?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:14 pm to
which one would I be hung like a horse?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:14 pm to
Average and upper-middle-class.
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3544 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:15 pm to
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Loaded and fat. You could always go on a diet.


Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:15 pm to
Loaded and fat. I'd Lipo the fat away
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:17 pm to
As long as you look good, in today's world you'll never be poor.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103032 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:17 pm to
Tough call. If you were insanely ripped but poor you could still get women but the type you would get would be trashy bar chicks who cuss and have tats and work minimum wage jobs or service industry types whose parents are also divorced.


Now being fat would suck but you are loaded and hot upper class women withat no tats, college degree good families whose parents aren't divorced would be happy to be married to you and be faithful because the money and lifestyle.

Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:17 pm to
Po.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:18 pm to
You are a guy thinking about marrying girls the way girls think about marrying guys. That's gay.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:18 pm to
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Loaded and fat. You could always go on a diet.



Conversely, if you were "insanely athletic" couldn't you find a roster spot on a professional sports team?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:19 pm to
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trashy bar chicks who cuss and have tats and work minimum wage jobs or service industry types whose parents are also divorced.

These are the best ones. I'm not marrying the skank, I'm just going to pound her senseless.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16155 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:19 pm to
we talkin just a little too much fried food fat? or kate upton no going back fat?
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28307 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:23 pm to
For this to work there has to be a caveat that you will remain in this state for the rest of your life.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117689 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:26 pm to
Well quit flirting with me! You're leading me on!
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:28 pm to
The only reason to really be athletic is to look good for women.

If I have enough money that chicks will still bang me despite being hideous, I'm taking that route all day.
Posted by LessofLes
Member since Sep 2010
1686 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:29 pm to
Are you asking us if we'd rather be Cecil Collins or Jamarcus Russell?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117689 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:34 pm to
No going back. It's bad genetics.

Nothing you can do will help. Fat for life.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21767 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Insanely athletic and poor as a dirt floor


my last $20 will be spent on the Powerball and then I would be Insanely athletic and have $600M in the bank.
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