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re: In Vitro Fertilization with Unknown Sperm Donor
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:10 am to CelebrationSaint
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:10 am to CelebrationSaint
Op you are literally going to cuck yourself over high blood pressure?
Honestly you might want to just hang yourself in the basement.
Honestly you might want to just hang yourself in the basement.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 10:12 am
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Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:10 am to CelebrationSaint
Wait…we’re now directing genetics to avoid HBP and allergies?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:10 am to TDsngumbo
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I’ll bang your wife for you, baw.
But then you'd be passing the baldness gene to his son.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:11 am to Oates Mustache
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But then you'd be passing the baldness gene to his son.
But his bald son would never be afraid to bang his own wife, though.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:12 am to shutterspeed
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PeeJ would do it for you as a solid.
He claims to have a 15" hog, she'd never go back to the OP. Though he apparently has dime sized blackheads. Is that genetic?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:13 am to CelebrationSaint
I’ll be glad to squeeze one off for you, bro. However, I am short, fat, and bald headed, so I probably should be a “cull buck” as well!
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:15 am to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
Would you teach his/your son to ride a bike, though?
Sorry man, I had to.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:15 am to CelebrationSaint
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I’m also concerned because I’m in my late 30’s and I know that can cause complications
Only if the wife is in her late 30's. Not the male. I would adopt if I were you.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:19 am to CelebrationSaint
Given the idiocy of the OP in this thread, it's probably in society's best interest that he get a sperm donor and avoid bringing another dumbass into this world.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:24 am to Oates Mustache
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Would you teach his/your son to ride a bike, though? Sorry man, I had to.
I’d probably just leave that up to the grandfather.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:26 am to CelebrationSaint
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By your standard no one should adopt.
No. You’re choosing to use some random persons sperm instead of your so that the child doesn’t have asthma.
Some people phyiscally cannot reproduce and have to use IVF.
I’m saying that yes genetically the child wouldn’t be yours and the same goes for people that adopt. They can take care of the child and raise it as their own and be parents etc..but biologically it’s not their child.
Just how biologically you can’t change your gender and their are only 2 genders
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:29 am to CelebrationSaint
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It doesn’t hurt I’m also on the short side (5’7”) and do not have an athletic build. I’ve already told my wife we should ask for sperm from a donor in near peak to peak athletic shape as well as a donor at least 6’ tall so that would help our son and daughter with a variety of endeavors.
This is the real reason. He wants to be able to brag about Braxton playing travel ball.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:30 am to GeauxTigers0107
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without glasses or contacts.
So was I. Get contacts, glasses, or eye surgery. I'm glad to be here.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:31 am to Free888
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This is the real reason. He wants to be able to brag about Braxton playing travel ball.
This is getting very slippery sloped...maybe he can pick the eye color, hair color, height, IQ while we are at it. I think I saw a movie about this once.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 10:35 am
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:32 am to CelebrationSaint
You can order really good fake sperm online, if you just want to try some stuff out. The source I found was in Germany.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:39 am to CelebrationSaint
I shared a lot of your concerns but decided to have my own kids.
Fortunately, they are all girls so I don’t really care about them or their abilities.
Fortunately, they are all girls so I don’t really care about them or their abilities.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:43 am to CelebrationSaint
Good luck brother. Lost 5 eggs in our attempt. Clotting issues.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:44 am to CelebrationSaint
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suffer from high blood pressure and severe allergies/asthma, both of which are strongly hereditary and run in my family.
This is stupid... So fricking what.. who doesn't have allergies at this point and High blood pressure can be controlled..
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:56 am to CelebrationSaint
Dude.
Have your own genetic child.
Those aren't crazy genetic disorders.
If you can't conceive that's one thing.
But, have your own damn kid.
Have your own genetic child.
Those aren't crazy genetic disorders.
If you can't conceive that's one thing.
But, have your own damn kid.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:56 am to CelebrationSaint
I’m perfectly healthy so to speak. May have another 10 years left.
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