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In honor of Graduation season....... Imagine

Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:44 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:44 pm
If high school graduations called up students in GPA order rather than Alphabetically.

My evil thought for the day.

Or. Perhaps make everyone take the SAT and call them up in SAT order.

You could cite their GPA as their name was called.

Basically. The reverse of safe spaces and self esteem coddling.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62435 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:45 pm to
That's racist, you know....,
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55614 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:46 pm to
man oh man, that would be fricking crazy!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119137 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

The reverse of safe spaces and self esteem coddling.



The new America doesn't like the reality of the situation.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44093 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:47 pm to
This guy is a madlad!
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38231 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:49 pm to
Would be a great
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 8:50 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:50 pm to
That would be awesome. Then I could actually hear the names of the people I am there to see being called.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11554 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:50 pm to
When you graduate on the front row, isn't it by GPA order?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90505 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:51 pm to
everyone knows who the smart people and the dumbasses are in high school already.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:51 pm to
I can see why you get invited to swinger parties

That wit is just soooo damn sharp
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:52 pm to
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When you graduate on the front row, isn't it by GPA order


Yeah. But that is just a tiny subset.

I want to see the graduating version of Mr Irrelevant cross the stage. Ha
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 8:53 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:52 pm to


They always ask you to hold your applause until the end. If they did it this way, 99% of the screaming and applause would definitely be at the end.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12123 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:53 pm to
My favorite professor used to give exams back by grade in descending order. I was not a 4.0 student by any means, but it did give a little extra motivation (and some bragging rights).
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:56 pm to
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They always ask you to hold your applause until the end. If they did it this way, 99% of the screaming and applause would definitely be at the end


Now that was subtle as frick but highly effective
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:58 pm to
You felt the need to post this crap on multiple boards?!?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68307 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 8:59 pm to
My high school basically did that. 4.0 first, then 3.5-3.99, 3.0-3.49, the rest
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 9:01 pm to
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You felt the need to post this crap on multiple boards?

Suck it up buttercup

Not everyone frequents both
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

If high school graduations called up students in GPA order rather than Alphabetically. My evil thought for the day. Or. Perhaps make everyone take the SAT and call them up in SAT order. You could cite their GPA as their name was called. Basically. The reverse of safe spaces and self esteem coddling.


lol yeah that'll show 'em, because we all know high school GPAs are such a great indicator of future success. It's not like there are a slew of miilionaires out there who barely graduated, dropped out or had some type of learning disability (dyslexia comes to mind).

I graduated with a 2.0. It was literally the lowest GPA you could have and still get your diploma. I'm going to make $150k this year. GPAs are the quintessential moral victory to so many people who never amount to anything. To bad you can't deposit a 4.0 GPA into a bank account
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 9:02 pm to
Subtle brag, very subtle
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25315 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 9:03 pm to
Mr Irrelevant would also be known as Most Stupidest.
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