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Imma eat that thing like Newk's chicken salad

Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:35 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:35 pm
Is what I just text my landscape guy on accident. Will be awkward when I pay him this afternoon.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:36 pm to
Dear diary:
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
If it's a good landscape guy he won't be able to read english.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
Dear diary

Eta: damnit
This post was edited on 10/11/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
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Will be awkward when I pay him this afternoon.


Won't be that awkward. He'll probably just expect you to eat his a-hole instead of paying him.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14421 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
Subtle brag that you're blowing your landscape guy.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
I guess you get to find out whether you prefer syrup or jelly.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52148 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Will be awkward when I pay him this afternoon.
hopefully he doesn't give you any of his chicken salad
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:38 pm to
Yeah now he knows you have terrible taste in food.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:39 pm to
Washing his arse under the backyard water faucet as we speak.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11105 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:39 pm to
Facebook...
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Yeah now he knows you have terrible taste in food.


Bruh wut
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:41 pm to
I don't really care for Newk's.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

landscape guy

Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Won't be that awkward. He'll probably just expect you to eat his a-hole instead of paying him.



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Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65770 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:44 pm to

Like you, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful fescue. I just start stroking it. It's like a magnet. Just stroke. I don't even wait. And when you're a star it lets you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the Poaceae. You can do anything.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Is what I just text my landscape guy on accident. Will be awkward when I pay him this afternoon.




Why doesn't he just send you an invoice and pay him through bill pay?

You should try living in 2016, things are easier than they were 20 years ago
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112331 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:46 pm to
Bc illegals don't like a paper trail
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52148 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

I don't really care for Newk's.

Newk's Q
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16567 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:52 pm to
Going to steal this line. Thanks.

Will definitely not try it out on Hispanic Males. Good luck with your situation.
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