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I'm going to be a dad
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:48 pm
I donated sperm today. Easiest $50 I have ever made. I was disappointed that they only had dirty magazines and not videos. It would go a lot faster if they had videos. I just hope to god that the kid(s) born from this don't turn out like me.
I asked about coming back next week but they said I could only come back If I was a popular choice by the women getting impregnated and they needed more of my sperm.
Overall it was an interesting experience.
I asked about coming back next week but they said I could only come back If I was a popular choice by the women getting impregnated and they needed more of my sperm.
Overall it was an interesting experience.
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Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:50 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
lolyeahrite
$50..hope you enjoyed Talecris
$50..hope you enjoyed Talecris
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:50 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Do they take your picture and document your education/profession etc? How do women know whose sperm to request?
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:51 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
congrats on the...oh nevermind.
congrats on your kid coming after you in 18 years.
congrats on your kid coming after you in 18 years.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:52 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Why did you do this? Surely, it was not for the $50.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:52 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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$50
That's pretty shitty. I wonder how much of a markup there will be on your man goo?
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:53 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:53 pm to nes2010
It's the biggest invasion of privacy if they select you. They want to know everything about you, even your grandparents health history. They're super selective, getting that far is an achievement in itself.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:54 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Congrats Starbuck
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:55 pm to nes2010
quote:
Do they take your picture and document your education/profession etc? How do women know whose sperm to request?
oh yes. they ask for kinds of info. medical history, family medical history, education, criminal record. They also take your picture and write down all your physical characteristics.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:55 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
I call bullshite on multiple answers. Why? 1. Because you actually have to have a college degree in order to donate. 2. They pay waaaayyy more than $50, unless some dude behind a dumpster received your specimen. 3. Because you are saying this.
FYI, Manswers on Spike covered this whole topic once. Some guy who was an OU grad student was saying how he went to the National Title game, all expenses paid by donation money. But good try.
FYI, Manswers on Spike covered this whole topic once. Some guy who was an OU grad student was saying how he went to the National Title game, all expenses paid by donation money. But good try.
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:58 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
I just wanted it known that I gave you your lone upvote. 
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:58 pm to mkibod1
The pay doesn't seem that unreasonable. You have to sign a 1 or 2 year contract and donate 2-3 times a week. It's about 8k a year. You don't have to have a degree, just proof you're in college.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:59 pm to TreyAnastasio
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I just wanted it known that I gave you your lone upvote
they're just jelly that im gonna be a dad
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:02 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
World of fricking difference between "being a dad" and simply reproducing, bro. Having offspring running around that you'll never get to raise or even meet...shite, I actually feel sorry for ya. In any case, you don't get to call yourself a "dad".
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:04 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
Easy there.. Just a simple troll thread
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:05 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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In any case, you don't get to call yourself a "dad".
I plan on finding the woman and kid(s) in a few years and maybe force myself into their lives and possibly hook up with the mother. I will be called "dad" then
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:05 pm to TheIndulger
I certainly hope so.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:09 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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I plan on finding the woman and kid(s) in a few years and maybe force myself into their lives and possibly hook up with the mother. I will be called "dad" then
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:34 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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force myself into their lives and possibly hook up with the mother. I will be called "dad" then
I hope she is a bull and has a dick bigger than yours
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