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Im 93 years young. Ask me anything

Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:03 am
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:03 am
Im sitting in a warm diaper over here at St James place bored out of my mind when it was suggested that I might have some solid advice and information to offer you youngsters. So I had an extra cup of coffee this morning and I’m ready to go.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:04 am to
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it was suggested that I might have some solid advice and information to offer you youngsters.


depends
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:04 am to
When is the last time you rubbed one out?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35007 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:05 am to
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Im sitting in a warm diaper
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So I had an extra cup of coffee this morning and I’m ready to go.


Hope you got the good brand so you don’t leak once you get the coffee shits
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62759 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:05 am to
Do you have any relatives alive? Spouse? Children? Grandchildren?
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18638 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:06 am to
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When is the last time you rubbed one out?

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Oh that Laura Rutledge is a dang fine sports reporter. I keep a glossy 8x10 of her above the cabinet where I change out my catheter each day. I dont mind saying that every now and again I get a little blood moving down in my old pelican although i cant get him to plump up anymore and he sure aint coughing up any seawater. It still feels real good kinda like when I got that handy back at Sacred Heart. Anywho thanks Ms. Rutledge. You almost made an old man stiff.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49612 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:06 am to
You getting any kitty?

Afraid of death?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51748 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:06 am to
wyd
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:07 am to
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depends

Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36274 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:07 am to
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get a little blood moving down in my old pelican although i cant get him to plump up anymore and he sure aint coughing up any seawater.
I’m definitely using this line when I get old enough
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:07 am to
When did you first get a telephone?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:08 am to
Do you stress about anything at your age?
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1923 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:08 am to
What floor are you on? What was your profession before you retired?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19262 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:08 am to
Is it true you old fricks take viagra so you don't pee on your shoes ?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59483 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:08 am to
What were you doing that day back on Dec. 7, 1941 when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166226 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:10 am to
ARE YOU WIDOWED?

IF YES, HAVE YOU FORNICATED WITH OTHER WOMEN SINCE BEING WIDOWED?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101917 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:10 am to
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thatsnotmydog


Well, where is your dog?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:11 am to
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ARE YOU WIDOWED? IF YES, HAVE YOU FORNICATED WITH OTHER WOMEN SINCE BEING WIDOWED?
I like how you are talking loud enough for him to hear you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124081 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:11 am to
Tell us about the dumbest, most dangerous thing you’ve ever done to get your pecker wet.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79643 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:11 am to
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Im sitting in a warm diaper over here


quote:

I had an extra cup of coffee this morning


I think I found your problem.
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