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re: Ignorant Relatives: Do you have one?
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:42 am to Langland
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:42 am to Langland
None on my blood side but some of Mrs. Füt's cousins....
One is a 45 year-old iron worker (think archetype lazy union moran, "worker" is a misnomer but he technically is paid for that job description).
This jeenus decided about 10 years ago to have "Made in the USA" in bold all caps Olde English font tattooed on himself as a tramp stamp. Now he makes sure to spin around while in what was formerly polite conversation and pulls up his shirt to show it off.
One is a 45 year-old iron worker (think archetype lazy union moran, "worker" is a misnomer but he technically is paid for that job description).
This jeenus decided about 10 years ago to have "Made in the USA" in bold all caps Olde English font tattooed on himself as a tramp stamp. Now he makes sure to spin around while in what was formerly polite conversation and pulls up his shirt to show it off.
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 10:44 am
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:51 am to Langland
I have some ignorant, obese relatives from Texas who I'm pretty sure all post on this site
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:53 am to MusclesofBrussels
quote:c'mon cuz, I been losing some ell-bees!
obese relatives from Texas who I'm pretty sure all post on this site
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 10:55 am
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:05 am to Langland
I will let you in on a secret, if you don't think you have an ignorant family member you are probably it.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:22 am to Langland
I have quite a few but inherited a whole herd of them when I got married.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:23 am to Langland
She is not wrong
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:29 am to Langland
I got stupid ones, ignorant ones, fat ones, face punchable ones... I envy your family and your single ignorant aunt.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:33 am to Logan548
quote:
Oh yes. i have a stupid psycho nutjob that thinks cleaning medical offices is relaxing and likes it. Probably cause she cant get a real job with benefits. she is so stupid
She reject your courtship baw?
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 11:34 am
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:33 am to Langland
I have a lot... 
A few examples:
A few aunts and uncles who believe men have one less rib bone than women
My step-father believes hillary has a great foreign policy background
And my mother thinks the world works like Little House on the Prairie
A few examples:
A few aunts and uncles who believe men have one less rib bone than women
My step-father believes hillary has a great foreign policy background
And my mother thinks the world works like Little House on the Prairie
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:37 am to Langland
Ignorant, no. crazy, yes
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:38 am to Langland
quote:No.
Ignorant Relatives: Do you have one?
I have several....
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:40 am to Langland
Way more than one
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:41 am to Langland
If you don't have one, you are one.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:45 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
She reject your courtship baw?
probably an old maid, if she isn't good enough for her own family why the heck would anyone else want her?
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:49 am to VanRIch
The world turned into a better place when my mother passed on. It will even be a better place when my older brother joins her in hell.
As for in-laws, I got relieved of that burden after the divorce. My ex-wife had wonderful parents. Aside from the flaw of being Southern Baptist and actually taking that a little too seriously, they were really neat folks. My ex's sisters took after them on the Southern Baptist thing even more. They were good in school, and went to church. Aside from that, they couldn't boil water and weren't fit to frick. Both of them married Southern Baptist ministers who were dumbasses in their own right - not because they were Southern Baptist, but because they were just dumbasses living in a very naïve existence. Glad I got out of all of that.
Brother is 73, time's on my side. I keep reminding him that he is about three or four years away from a nursing home or grave yard. Freaks him out every time. I normally don't like fricking with people's heads, but I make an exception in his case for all the trouble he stirred up in the family in earlier years. His own son can't even stand him.
As for in-laws, I got relieved of that burden after the divorce. My ex-wife had wonderful parents. Aside from the flaw of being Southern Baptist and actually taking that a little too seriously, they were really neat folks. My ex's sisters took after them on the Southern Baptist thing even more. They were good in school, and went to church. Aside from that, they couldn't boil water and weren't fit to frick. Both of them married Southern Baptist ministers who were dumbasses in their own right - not because they were Southern Baptist, but because they were just dumbasses living in a very naïve existence. Glad I got out of all of that.
Brother is 73, time's on my side. I keep reminding him that he is about three or four years away from a nursing home or grave yard. Freaks him out every time. I normally don't like fricking with people's heads, but I make an exception in his case for all the trouble he stirred up in the family in earlier years. His own son can't even stand him.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:49 am to Balloon Huffer
quote:
Believe it or not, I don't... Not an ignorant one.
In that case, I have some bad news for you...
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:50 am to Langland
You don't ask if you have ignorant relatives.
You ask which side of the family are the ignorant relatives from.
You ask which side of the family are the ignorant relatives from.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:51 am to GRTiger
Posted on 8/28/16 at 11:51 am to Langland
quote:
Ignorant Relatives: Do you have one?
Oh yes.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 12:26 pm to Langland
Everybody has at least one. If you claim you don't, you're probably him/her 
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