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If you were homeless what would your sign say?

Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:54 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:54 pm
I think I'd write:

Will do drugs for money. God bless.

Or

Thumbs up for $1 /o.b.o.
Interesting trades considered.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:54 pm to
Show me your titties
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:55 pm to
I don't know but I saw a guy out here the other day with a sign that said "Hungry Vegan."
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57488 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:55 pm to
Will punch self in the dick for $5
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:56 pm to
The best sign I ever saw was simply a round yellow smiley face, with no wording.

The guy was standing next to an interstate exit during rush hour, slowly unfolded it after cars stopped, and several people waved him over to give him $. I guess he made them smile so it was worth it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124270 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:56 pm to
"I know your TigerDroppings screenname and your wife. Buy my silence."
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4768 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:57 pm to
Wife's car stolen from my garage with the keys from my truck. Need $
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:57 pm to
"Crossfit did this to me."
Posted by Zoltan
NOLA
Member since May 2010
1395 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:58 pm to
"A handjob is still a job"
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:59 pm to
I wouldnt have a sign.

I'd go to the nearest marina and get a job as a deckhand.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 8:00 pm
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13440 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:00 pm to
Not sure but probably less sick and perverted than Paige's.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:02 pm to
"How much for a rib? I sho' is hungry."
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33099 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:03 pm to
"Like a rock, like a planet, like a fricking atom bomb!"
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to
Lick my butt for a dollar
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to
More clever the sign, the less help they need imo. I would find charcoal and scuff "HELP" on cardboard.

Even I'd give that bum a dollar
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25800 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to
"I used to be the guy giving money to people like me"
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to
Need money for better signs
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:04 pm to
Please buy me a beer
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

"I used to be the guy not giving money to people like me"
fify
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85043 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:06 pm to
Paul Mainieri Threw My Other Sign Under a Bus
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