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re: If you open a door for a woman you're a sexist pig

Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:46 am to
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45069 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:46 am to
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If you open a door for a woman you're a sexist pig


So from now on I can only open doors for dudes?
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I open doors for everyone, 'cause I'm not a dick.


Me too, unless its a fattie.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:59 am to
Glad my friends are sane and appreciate it when I open the door for them. Feminists are another kind of crazy.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76541 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:00 am to
Good. I was getting tired of feeling guilty for not opening doors for fat girls.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:05 am to
If somebody is within a few paces from entering a door as I'm exiting - I hold it open. Young, old, male or female. Polite is polite.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14567 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Professor Judith Hall, of Northeastern University in Boston, said: 'Benevolent sexism is like a wolf in sheep's clothing that perpetuates support for gender inequality among women.

Definitely a dyke
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:31 am to
You even do it? you have a vagenda don't you?
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18879 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:39 am to
quote:

If you open a door for a woman you're a sexist pig

So I'm a sexist pig. So what?? Should somebody's label for me really bother me?? I got a few labels for them!! No BFD!!
Posted by CowboyPride
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
226 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:41 am to
Spin Off:

Do you shake hands with a woman differently than a man?

Growing up I was taught to shake a woman's hand with her palm down with and fingers slightly bent. Still firm but not squeezing her palm just her fingers.

Had a feminist literally start yelling at me once bc she was so angry that I shook her hand that way.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

I don't open a door for a lady bc she's a woman I do it bc I'm a gentleman.
All you gotta say.



That's great!

Now what did you do with TIGRLEE?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:43 pm to
I upvoted him.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2467 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:13 pm to
When I was in Colorado I opened a door for an elderly lady that was in front me about to go into a store.

She smiled at me and thanked me and then asked if I was from the South. I told her yes and asked why do you ask?

She said she was from Alabama and that I was the first person in 3 years in Colorado to open a door for her besides her husband.
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:18 pm to
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Had a feminist literally start yelling at me once bc she was so angry that I shook her hand that way.



Should have caught her with the gorilla grip, folded her palm in half, gave an extra squeeze to remind her she only makes 70 cents on the dollar, scratch your balls with the other hand, then give her a semi-dirty Sanchez as you walked off.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:20 pm to
It's only sexist to open the door for women if you ugly.
Posted by CowboyPride
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
226 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Should have caught her with the gorilla grip, folded her palm in half, gave an extra squeeze to remind her she only makes 70 cents on the dollar, scratch your balls with the other hand, then give her a semi-dirty Sanchez as you walked off.


Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:27 pm to
I don't hold the door open for women because they're inferior, I hold the door open because I think they're pretty and smell nice and want to do things with their vaginas.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29344 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:37 pm to
Was at Epcot two weeks ago. Was getting off a ride late in the evening. We get off the ride and my son and I are ahead of a lady and her young son. My son goes through the gate and while I am going through the gate, the lady's son pushes through the gate beside me and starts up the ramp. I hold the gate open behind me and moved to the side so that the lady could catch up with her son. After she was through, I started to walk up the ramp. Meanwhile the lady says to her son, "I don't know why he did that, opening the door is stupid." I just let it go as I didn't want to get her the satisfaction. When I told Mrs. Tigerdeacon about it though, she, in typical Southern woman fashion, wanted to kick some yankee butt.
Posted by Haughtonboy
kansas
Member since Nov 2011
1753 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:44 pm to
I hold the door for my gorgeous wife and beautiful strong capable daughters and they do get deserved cherished protection from me. Any feminazi that disapproves can go suck a fat dirty dildo.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:46 pm to
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f you open a door for a woman you're a sexist pig
Chivalry is sexist according to a new study.


That professor chick in that study is about as representative of women in general as say the most extreme OT'ers are representative of the population at large. Everything seems to be defined by the extremes these days.

Personally, I'll hold the door to a building or elevator open for either sex but I do tend to hold it for women (and children) who are a little farther away from the door than men.

Now, things like walking around a car to open the door for someone - I've only ever done that for my wife or for girls I was dating prior to meeting her. And after a few years of marriage I admit I only do it for special occasions - say if we're going on a "date" for an anniversary or her birthday.

Here's a question - are there women out there who resent it when the man does stuff like mow the lawn and trim trees, etc. (assuming of course he also pitches in inside the house )?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55840 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:47 pm to
I don't hold doors open for women, i hold them for all people.
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