If you leave your car parked at a gas pump after filling up and go inside

Hope the rest of your day goes better than it started.

Melting over a gas pump is never a good start.

Sorry baw I needed some snuff and a Red Bull.

Gas pump lines all full this early on a Monday?

I bet you love Bucees.

Nothing like people leaving their vehicle at the pump for 30 minutes and come out with arms loaded full of snacks and shite they bought.

Yeah this is something that infuriates me. Move your car when you’re done, you piece of shite. It’s also people who start pumping, leave the pump to go inside, so the pump has been done for several minutes while they’re inside with their thumb up their arse. This is a telltale low IQ signal. Along with people who take way too long at drive through ATMs.

ETA: Looks like the truth hurts for our low IQs around here

frick off loser

The worst are the Costco people that finish and take 5 minutes to leave when there are 4 cars waiting. People are so self absorbed.

I’m sure it’s not your fault that you’re a miserable piece of shite. Sorry about your shitty existence, hopefully today improves. It’s only Monday

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It’s also people who start pumping, leave the pump to go inside, so the pump has been done for several minutes

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I purposely set it to pump at the lowest speed.

Then again, I only ever go to one has station that isn't costco. And it has 40 pumps and maybe 10 customers at any given time.

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What if I’m paying cash broke dick?

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Three dollas on pump fo