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If you held a hipster down and shaved his beard against his will......
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:12 pm
what kind of legal trouble could you get in??
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Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to Ignignot
It's classified as aggravated rape
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to Ignignot
Keep your gay fantasies off the OT.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:13 pm to Ignignot
none, but an angel would get its wings
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:15 pm to Ignignot
Why would you shave someone's beard? It has a negative effect on your life?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:15 pm to Ignignot
Cut his man bun. That would be better.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:16 pm to Ignignot
What happens when the hipster kicks your arse? What kind of trouble would he get in?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:17 pm to Ignignot
It would be a felony Safe Space violation, that's for sure.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:17 pm to Ignignot
That depends. is the razor organic and GMO-free?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:18 pm to Barf
I'm pretty sure you could get charged with assault at the least.
What if he cut up your guy Harvey t shirt?
What if he cut up your guy Harvey t shirt?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:19 pm to Barf
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What happens when the hipster kicks your arse? What kind of trouble would he get in?
considering it'd be in a banjo battle i'd probably be amazed and shake his hand
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:21 pm to Barf
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What happens when the hipster kicks your arse? What kind of trouble would he get in?
I have met very few hipsters who seem capable of making a fist. But I would definitely check his hands before I commenced to shaving.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:23 pm to Ignignot
If someone tried to shave my beard or man bun, there would be serious consequences and repercussions
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:26 pm to HippieTiger
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If someone tried to shave my beard or man bun, there would be serious consequences and repercussions
Lol yeah right. You would cry.
EDIT: And then frolic back to the local coffee shop to write a poem about the traumatic experience
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:29 pm to Ignignot
Not much more trouble than if he whipped your arse
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:31 pm to Ignignot
You would most likely have to sell your Yetti koozie and truck nuts to pay for some descent legal representation.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:31 pm to Ignignot
Not sure about the legality but that's a weird fetish.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:33 pm to wish i was tebow
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What if he cut up your guy Harvey t shirt?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:47 pm to Ignignot
Do it and post it on Worldstar. But you better yell "WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAR!" on the video or it's not legit.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 5:36 pm to Al Dente
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Lol yeah right. You would cry.
EDIT: And then frolic back to the local coffee shop to write a poem about the traumatic experience
Try me little baw
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