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Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:40 am to Mung
bring plenty of rubbers. Something tells me you're not the first guy she's done this with.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:40 am to jvilletiger25
I wouldn't go
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:41 am to jvilletiger25
She already had the trip planned for someone else. You came along at the right time after the other guy pissed her off.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:51 am to jvilletiger25
You've got backup livers and kidneys, right? 
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:53 am to jvilletiger25
If you have any resemblance of Cock and balls you would go
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:54 am to rantfan
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If you have any resemblance of Cock and balls you would go
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:54 am to jvilletiger25
What are you afraid of? Rape?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:56 am to LSUTygerFan
My bad - anything that resembles
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:57 am to jvilletiger25
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She was married, but her husband had an affair. No kids
One ting you MUST pack for the trip: bottle of little blue pills
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:57 am to jvilletiger25
I'm in like Flynn dude
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:59 am to jvilletiger25
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When you put it that way...that sound damn good. I could be her sex slave for the weekend.
Or her boyfriend's.
Assuming you can verify that she has a real job and friends and shite, yeah I'd go. If she has a ton of money and works at Vague Industries, Inc., no local family or friends, I might run away.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:00 am to jvilletiger25
You've got one life and two kidneys. If you expect to lose all three, no. But if she seems like the type that would drug you and just steal one kidney, heck yeah.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:01 am to jvilletiger25
As others have said, of course you go.
Yes you do. You know she's going to be batshit crazy. So you make sure to make this trip worth it, because you'll have to deal with her shite during and afterwards.
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but I barely know this girl
Yes you do. You know she's going to be batshit crazy. So you make sure to make this trip worth it, because you'll have to deal with her shite during and afterwards.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:03 am to jvilletiger25
She's probably crazy. good luck
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:03 am to jvilletiger25
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She was married, but her husband had an affair. No kids
And you know this how? Because she told you?
I would start searching the obits and see if he is alive or dead. Maybe he is missing or mysteriously fell off a cruise ship a few years ago or went diving and never surfaced.
Is some strange arse worth the risk of death?
But back to your question.....I would go for it.
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 10:09 am
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:07 am to jvilletiger25
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I mean, a free trip to the islands, but I barely know this girl.
when the trip is over, you will know a lot more and so will she.
its an intense way to learn about someone.
She can afford it. Go.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:10 am to Mo Jeaux
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Otherwise, I don't even understand why you're asking.
Speaking as one who's had lots of experience with whack chicks, I disagree.
I mean, I want it understood that this getaway is the two of us having fun and sex. I don't want to be dragged down there for some company party with 100 of her colleagues, where, for some reason, she just thought I'd have a great time partying with dozens of people you don't know or give a frick about.
Dude, your antennae, not your dick, should be up at this moment. Whack chicks do the kinds of things I'm talking about and --you don't need or want that shite, do you?
Just get a few things agreed on:
• You and her together
• Having fun together
• Having sex together
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 10:24 am
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:12 am to AdamDeMamp
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frick yeah I'd go. She sounds a bit crazy and that's perfect for vacation sex.
Has this been repeated yet because it needs to be said again.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 10:15 am to WG_Dawg
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1)You should go, because it's a free trip to the frickin bahamas with a supposedly hot girl and you will undoubtedly get laid
2)Be aware that if a girl has been out with you once and it already inviting you on a trip (any trip, much less one to the bahamas) she is extremely clingy and has attachment issues. She is a girl that has no idea what to do with herself if she isn't in the company of men.
Think about it this way....she is rich and has a "rockin body", there's probably a reason she isn't locked down. And it's likely because she's insane. And this trip invite only supports that notion.
This right here. Just don't get her pregnant.
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