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re: If you could snap your fingers and change careers...

Posted on 5/11/15 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Tigerstudent08
Lakeview
Member since Apr 2007
5776 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 10:29 pm to
Petroleum Engineer now. I'd be a residential contractor and build houses. I find it very interesting.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 10:33 pm to
I would be an actual product rather than a career change. A Sybian.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76541 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 11:44 pm to
Gynecologist for hot girlz
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72189 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 11:46 pm to
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by tigerbutt I would be an actual product rather than a career change. A Sybian.


That is original.
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8020 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 11:53 pm to
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quote:
Like how hard can their practice be?
Go to the gym and do some squats.

Go to the practice field and practice punting or kicking FGs.

Make a nice paycheck.
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People always think it's weird when I tell them that would be my dream job. I can't think of any downsides
People always go for the jobs that are glamorous. Screw that. You get nice pay, anonymity, and a job that will last a long time.


A friend of mine is an NFL long snapper and has been in the league a few years past the minimum for a pension. He makes either minimum or close to it, but with the years he has been in, he's nearing a million a year at this point. Incredible job.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68598 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 11:57 pm to
Not an engineer of any kind.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 11:57 pm to
investment banker at a bulge bracket firm in my 20's. Put my head down for 10 yrs and come out rich on the other end.

Then go do corporate finance as CFO or something else within capital budgeting for startup companies.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76541 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:00 am to
Bartender in Kokomo
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72189 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:04 am to
What about being a bartender in Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, or Montego?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/12/15 at 12:37 am to
Harbormaster
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:05 am to
One of those male strippers in a bear head that walk around being groped by the patrons.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98330 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:10 am to
Forest fire lookout.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105447 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:36 am to
Rocky Gates Forbes Richest man 79 Billion
Posted by LateArrivalforLSU
Ascension Parish
Member since Sep 2012
3512 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 2:00 am to
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If you could snap your fingers and change careers... by HaveMercy

A trust fund baby.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65882 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 2:20 am to
Either a Chicken or an Egg.

Which ever one actually comes first, I'm tired of delayed gratification.

Or-

Maybe a part-time Clown who is handy with interior flooring modifications.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33693 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:39 am to
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Meteorologist. Get paid to be wrong,
please give me a number telling me gow much meteorologists get a forecast wrong versus the number of times they get it right.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3264 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:59 am to
Left handed closer in the mlb.

Get paid 4-5 mil a year to throw less than 80 innings a year for 5-6 years.

Invest smartly and never work a day of my life after I retire at 35
Posted by jrous19
baton rouge
Member since Dec 2009
2983 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:41 am to
Owner of occupational therapy clinic
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 6:00 am to
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Easy: one of the top 4 hedge fund managers in the world.

Last year the top 4 hedge fund managers in the world EACH had SALARIES, yes you read that right...salaries...as in annual income, of over $1,000,000,000. That's billion for the numnuts. So yeah I'd do that.



They don't have $1B salaries. Do you know how HFs collect their fees? All based on profits and these dudes managed a ton of money and did really well.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61853 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 6:13 am to
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If you could snap your fingers and change careers...


I wouldn't.
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