re: If you could fist fight one President of the United States, who would you pick?

Franklin pierce

That cocksucker

William H Harrison...

Dude died from pneumonia from his inauguration speech. Would've been too easy if you ask me.

OBama no doubt.

I'd beat his racist arse to a pulp.

Would be glorious.

Grant

For those choosing Teddy Roosevelt, I'd pack a lunch.

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Before a campaign speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt, the presidential candidate for the Progressive Party, is shot at close range by saloonkeeper John Schrank while greeting the public in front of the Gilpatrick Hotel. Schrank’s .32-caliber bullet, aimed directly at Roosevelt’s heart, failed to mortally wound the former president because its force was slowed by a glasses case and a bundle of manuscript in the breast pocket of Roosevelt’s heavy coat–a manuscript containing Roosevelt’s evening speech. Schrank was immediately detained and reportedly offered as his motive that “any man looking for a third term ought to be shot.”

Roosevelt, who suffered only a flesh wound from the attack, went on to deliver his scheduled speech with the bullet still in his body. After a few words, the former “Rough Rider” pulled the torn and bloodstained manuscript from his breast pocket and declared, “You see, it takes more than one bullet to kill a Bull Moose.” He spoke for nearly an hour and then was rushed to the hospital

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yep man was a beast and just for the sure challenge
of beating the shite out of each other id except that throw down
then we'd go hunting cape buffalo and be the bestest of drinking buddies!

Obama.

1. I hate him and his bullshite ideology.
2. Every picture ever taken of him while he is doing something physical makes him look like I need to shove him in a locker.

Jefferson Davis
Ignored the importance of the western theater
Ignored the skills of Lee the first bit of the war
Moved the capitol to Richmond
Outmaneuvered by Lincoln at just about every political turn
Plus I know I could keep circling towards that bad eye and take him out

FDR while he was in the wheelchair.

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President

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Al Gore and maybe Hillary

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Bruh