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If Tom Hanks is your Dad and you are a douchebag you feel bad.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:27 pm
The awesomeness that is Chet Hanks:
Philosophizin'If a douche falls in the forest
Pondering a move to Louisiana?
2nd Amendment advocate
Baby Momma.
If Tom were my Pops I'd clean my room three times a day and have my homework done by 5pm. I'd eat my veggies and say my prayers. I would not want to be the douche-bag that let down Tom Hanks.What kind of person disappoints Tom Hanks?
Philosophizin'If a douche falls in the forest Pondering a move to Louisiana? 2nd Amendment advocate
Baby Momma.
If Tom were my Pops I'd clean my room three times a day and have my homework done by 5pm. I'd eat my veggies and say my prayers. I would not want to be the douche-bag that let down Tom Hanks.What kind of person disappoints Tom Hanks?
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:28 pm to Lsupimp
Looks a bit like the Situation
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:31 pm to Lsupimp
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Philosophizin'If a douche falls in the forest
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:31 pm to Lsupimp
Is he sitting on a stair lift?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:31 pm to Lsupimp
Tom really put him behind the 8-ball with that name. You name your kid Chet and you have to expect a d-bag.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:32 pm to Lsupimp
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What kind of person disappoints Tom Hanks?
Those seeking revenge for being named Chet.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:33 pm to Lsupimp
apparently he graduated from Northwestern with a degree in theatre?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:33 pm to Lsupimp
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:37 pm to Lsupimp
His other kids are all pretty normal iirc. Chet is just "that" sibling.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:39 pm to Honky Lips
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apparently he graduated from Northwestern with a degree in theatre?
The flat-bill cancels his degree out. It's right there in The Northwestern Student's handbook, page 47,paragraph three, post-graduate dress code:
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If at any point after graduation you are photographed wearing a flat-bill hat in an un-ironic fashion, your degree is cancelled out by the infalliable forces of The Universe. And you should feel bad.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:39 pm to Lsupimp
Colin is definitely dad's favorite
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:39 pm to Ray Penpillage
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Those seeking revenge for being named Chet.
Do you even Chet Steadman bro?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:39 pm to Honky Lips
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apparently he graduated from Northwestern with a degree in theatre?
thug
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:47 pm to Honky Lips
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apparently he graduated from Northwestern with a degree in theatre?
Maybe he's a latter day Andy Kaufman amd this is all an elaborate piece of performance art.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:53 pm to Lsupimp
Everytime I hear thr name Chet, I get a flashback from Weird Science when Chet was turned into that toad thing.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:02 pm to Kino74
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Everytime I hear thr name Chet, I get a flashback from Weird Science when Chet was turned into that toad thing.
He was such an a-hole.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:09 pm to Lsupimp
He is riding a handicap stair chair in the first pic.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:13 pm to Lsupimp
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If Tom were my Pops I'd clean my room three times a day and have my homework done by 5pm. I'd eat my veggies and say my prayers. I would not want to be the douche-bag that let down Tom Hanks.What kind of person disappoints Tom Hanks?
No you would not. He has another son right? He is an actor.. If you were Chet, you would want to be your own person so you would try to associate yourself with whatever your extremely successful dad is not associated with.. You wouldn't want people to expect you to be just like the other son, just because you are Tom Hanks' son.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:16 pm to OweO
His given name is Chester Marlon Hanks, no wonder he's the black sheep of the family. You can't expect a white guy named Marlon to really be too productive a member of society, can you?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:20 pm to Peter Venkman
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His given name is Chester Marlon Hanks, no wonder he's the black sheep of the family. You can't expect a white guy named Marlon to really be too productive a member of society, can you?
Well.. That's pretty fricking racist.
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