Idiot has all his teeth removed to set Guinness record

I hope somebody breaks all of his worthless records so that he ruined his body for not reason

An Indian at 74 probably didn't have too many teeth left to take out. They've got some nasty mouths.

Guinness needs to set some sort of standards for entries so people quit making up random shite to hold a world record.

Something like "If your idea is something that literally anybody could do, except that they don't want to mutilate themselves or waste a ridiculous amount of their life to do it, don't bother telling us."