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re: I was born a poor black child.
Posted on 4/1/16 at 10:36 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 4/1/16 at 10:36 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 10:38 pm to KG6
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she thought Monti Python and the Holy Grail was dumb.
Posted on 4/1/16 at 11:19 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 4/1/16 at 11:43 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 4/2/16 at 12:00 am to RoyalBaby
Martin and Bernadette Peters were dating in real life...
Posted on 4/2/16 at 12:18 am to Hugo Stiglitz
I wish you were born without hands so you couldnt start threads.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 12:31 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Navin: I’m hitchhiking.
Driver: Where are you going?
Navin: St. Louis. How far are you going?
Driver: To the end of this fence.
Navin: Okay.(he gets in the truck) I’m Navin Johnson. What’s your name sir?
Driver: Here we are!
Navin: Okay, thanks for the company. I hope I can repay you someday.
Driver: Where are you going?
Navin: St. Louis. How far are you going?
Driver: To the end of this fence.
Navin: Okay.(he gets in the truck) I’m Navin Johnson. What’s your name sir?
Driver: Here we are!
Navin: Okay, thanks for the company. I hope I can repay you someday.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 12:31 am to Langland
Navin: The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!
Harry: Well I wish I could get so excited about nothing.
Navin: Nothing? Are you kidding?! Page 73, Johnson, Navin, R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, you’re name in print, that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin: Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j’s! First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your arse! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.
Harry: Well I wish I could get so excited about nothing.
Navin: Nothing? Are you kidding?! Page 73, Johnson, Navin, R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, you’re name in print, that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin: Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j’s! First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your arse! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 1:12 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Love this thread. I haven't seen the Jerk in too long. It and Dumb and Dumber were probably my favorite comedies growing up. Every once in awhile I still catch myself saying "he hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" and "that's all I need".
Posted on 4/2/16 at 4:09 am to Cincinnati Bowtie
Posted on 4/2/16 at 5:27 am to Hugo Stiglitz
I'll often reference Mr. Nussbaum and the voucher when letting something slide.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 6:12 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Things are gonna start happening now.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 6:30 am to NoHoTiger
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The new phone book is here. The new phone book is here!!
I'm somebody now!
Posted on 4/2/16 at 6:31 am to Hugo Stiglitz
So funny...
Posted on 4/2/16 at 6:45 am to Krokodil
Johnson, Navin R. . .sounds like a typical bastard.
Die, Navin R. Johnson. Bastard! Random son of a bitch
Die, Navin R. Johnson. Bastard! Random son of a bitch
This post was edited on 4/2/16 at 6:48 am
Posted on 4/2/16 at 7:21 am to CajunTiger92
Ah, the old profit scheme.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 8:13 am to GonePecan
Congratulations, sir. You're our 8th customer today. You've won a free oven mitt.
Yeah, it's a blue Chevy sedan towing a small church.
Yeah, it's a blue Chevy sedan towing a small church.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 8:36 am to Hugo Stiglitz
"Have you seen a five year old boy, blond hair and he's wearing a t-shirt that says 'bullshite' on it?"
Posted on 4/2/16 at 8:46 am to KG6
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There were two movies I watched with my wife in college that when she laughed, I knew she was worth keeping. The Jerk and Airplane.
I would have proposed sooner if she hadn't said she thought Monti Python and the Holy Grail was dumb.
We could probably be friends.
Posted on 4/2/16 at 8:47 am to Captain Lafitte
Just remember son, the Lord loves a workin' man, and don't trust whitey.
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