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I was asked to bring a few kids to swim
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:09 am
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:09 am
yesterday by my wife. Mine and a couple neighbors to drop off. I went in with them to get an iced tea and when I left I told the kid at the gate "keep an eye on them." He was the lifeguard sitting with a couple other kids.
As I was walking out I thought I vaguely heard "what an a-hole." I didn't think much about it but a few miles down the road I thought "was that kid talking about me? Nah. No reason to call me an a-hole."
One of the neighbors kids told me when they got home the lifeguard has a glass eye.
Guess I was the a-hole. Should I go apologize? Apparently I hurt his feelings.
As I was walking out I thought I vaguely heard "what an a-hole." I didn't think much about it but a few miles down the road I thought "was that kid talking about me? Nah. No reason to call me an a-hole."
One of the neighbors kids told me when they got home the lifeguard has a glass eye.
Guess I was the a-hole. Should I go apologize? Apparently I hurt his feelings.
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Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:10 am to Martini
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One of the neighbors kids told me when they got home the lifeguard has a glass eye.
Guess I was the a-hole. Should I go apologize? Apparently I hurt his feelings.
Thats hilarious. Id laugh about it. Sounds like some curb your enthusiasm shite
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:13 am to Martini
That's a pretty funny story. And if you didn't know about the eye, you are not an a-hole.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:13 am to Martini
You're a dickhead for thinking the swimming hole is a daycare for your welps, not for the glass-eye thing.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:14 am to Martini
That's awesome
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:15 am to DollaChoppa
quote:
"keep an eye on them."
At least you didn't say, "Keep your eyes on them."
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:16 am to Martini
Watch your own rug rats
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:16 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
You're a dickhead for thinking the swimming hole is a daycare for your welps
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Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:16 am to Martini
Why would you have a handicapped lifeguard? I don't mean to be a jerk but don't you want the guy that might have to save your life be someone with both eyes?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:18 am to ManBearTiger
Similar thing happened to me. Was at a restaurant one time and some people that got there after us sat and ate before we even got a table. Talking to my friends I gestured toward them saying "man, they came in afte us and they're already done." Well the first person in the line was apparently a woman with a prosthetic leg. Her son, walking behind her, calls me out for talking trash about his mom's fake leg. Like "you want to go outside and fight?"
Fridged
Tale
Brother
Fridged
Tale
Brother
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:18 am to Martini
How old where the kids involved?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:24 am to Martini
Good for him
Nothing worse than some obese old guy who isn't your father or guardian bossing you around as a teenager. I would've done the same thing.
Nothing worse than some obese old guy who isn't your father or guardian bossing you around as a teenager. I would've done the same thing.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:25 am to Coon
don't get it
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:26 am to LewDawg
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Watch your own rug rats
There was a life guard, there used to be a day where parents didn't hover over every move their lil precious made and parents actually left and took care of other shite when their kids were busy.
I see moms bring chairs and cheer on little billy when he is warming up for baseball practice.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:28 am to Martini
That didn't happen you liar. 
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:28 am to Martini
quote:
to bring a few kids to swim
English learners get confused about when to use bring and take. It is important to know that they do NOT have the same meaning.
To understand bring and take, think about your location. Something coming your way is brought to you, something going away is taken from you.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:28 am to tigerfoot
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I see moms bring chairs and cheer on little billy when he is warming up for baseball practice.
yep, there are more parents attending t-ball practice than were at my hs games, and even at LSU baseball games when I was there
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:31 am to Martini
You are an a hole for leaving kids unattended at a public pool
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:32 am to Tiger Ryno
quote:
You are an a hole for leaving kids unattended at a public pool
This describes every summer of my childhood.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 9:34 am to Coon
Waiting for a table one morning to eat breakfast with my girlfriend and this obese woman comes rolling in. When we get called for our table she ask us if she can go ahead of us because she's a diabetic and took her meds already and needs to eat. Girlfriend, who is a nurse, tells her no and that she needs to be more responsible with her meds.
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