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I want to hear your awkward stories
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:25 pm
I have plenty of them from my teenage years, but this one haunts me:
Around the age of 17 I moved from Georgia to Mandeville, Louisiana. I had always been a very outgoing, social person, almost to the point of being obnoxious. However, after I moved I found it impossible to bring that personality with me, and it was replaced with autistic behavior.
I was just cool enough that a few friends from my highschool invited me to come over one friday night to smoke and chill. My mom dropped me off because I didnt have a car yet. They told me that unless I was sleeping there or getting a ride home, that I could only hang out for a few hours because they were going to bed around 11.
Anyways, when I got there, there were way more people than I was expecting. I immediatly noticed that I stuck out like a sore thumb, ecspecially because of my horrible fashion sense and the fact that I was not really talking to anyone.
Someone was passing a blunt and I took a few big hits, and the weed made me feel twice as anxious and out of place than when I got there.
I called my parents and asked them to pick me up. When they got there I shook the hands of all the people I knew, then not wanting to be rude, I litterally walked around and shook every single persons hand before I left. By the time I was finished, it was completly quiet and everyone was looking at me and sort of laughing.
As I was walking out, my face red as a beet, I overhear someone say
"He really likes handshakes"
Everyone laughed
Around the age of 17 I moved from Georgia to Mandeville, Louisiana. I had always been a very outgoing, social person, almost to the point of being obnoxious. However, after I moved I found it impossible to bring that personality with me, and it was replaced with autistic behavior.
I was just cool enough that a few friends from my highschool invited me to come over one friday night to smoke and chill. My mom dropped me off because I didnt have a car yet. They told me that unless I was sleeping there or getting a ride home, that I could only hang out for a few hours because they were going to bed around 11.
Anyways, when I got there, there were way more people than I was expecting. I immediatly noticed that I stuck out like a sore thumb, ecspecially because of my horrible fashion sense and the fact that I was not really talking to anyone.
Someone was passing a blunt and I took a few big hits, and the weed made me feel twice as anxious and out of place than when I got there.
I called my parents and asked them to pick me up. When they got there I shook the hands of all the people I knew, then not wanting to be rude, I litterally walked around and shook every single persons hand before I left. By the time I was finished, it was completly quiet and everyone was looking at me and sort of laughing.
As I was walking out, my face red as a beet, I overhear someone say
"He really likes handshakes"
Everyone laughed
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to Peepdip
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I moved from Georgia to Mandeville, Louisiana. I had always been a very outgoing, social person, almost to the point of being obnoxious. However, after I moved I found it impossible to bring that personality with me, and it was replaced with autistic behavior.
frick the falcons
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to Peepdip
I came in your mom's mouth. I didn't tell her. She still swallowed.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to Peepdip
That's not awkward, that's weird. Awkward would be tootin on accident.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:28 pm to Peepdip
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As I was walking out, my face red as a beat,
Beet.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:28 pm to Peepdip
I have no idea why you didn't make friends easily.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm to Peepdip
Was rough housing with my 3 year old son last night, started tickling him and he's laughing hysterically. Little fricker's defense mechanism activated, like a chameleon or some shite and he pissed through his pants and on me.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm to Peepdip
Can you elaborate on your fashion sense?
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:32 pm to OweO
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Can you elaborate on your fashion sense?
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:34 pm to OweO
I was still wearing areopostale with like cargo shorts and nike high tops? Something like that
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:38 pm to Peepdip
Freshman in HS, first day of school which was HS orientation, teacher calls my name in front of a bunch of students for some roll. There are seniors, including some hot female seniors, present.
I go by my middle name and she called out “John Smith” and when I responded attempting to correct her out loud in front of everyone, my voice cracked so hard the windows almost shattered “It’s SteeeVenn Smith”. Entire room started laughing, including the seniors.
Puberty is a bitch
I go by my middle name and she called out “John Smith” and when I responded attempting to correct her out loud in front of everyone, my voice cracked so hard the windows almost shattered “It’s SteeeVenn Smith”. Entire room started laughing, including the seniors.
Puberty is a bitch
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:42 pm to Peepdip
Went dick out at a McDonald's drive thru. Imagine my surprise when Jessica unexpectedly took the day off.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:42 pm to TheCaterpillar
You're John Steven Smith?..Mormon?
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:43 pm to Peepdip
In high school at an overnight retreat...we were walking back to the camp through the woods and it was very dark...my buddy was complaining that we left the campfire...I said, "why.? Sharon is never going to screw you...from about 20 feet behind me I hear, "I heard that, a-hole." Sharon was following us...sneaky bitch...still makes me cringe thinking about it.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:44 pm to SEClint
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You're John Steven Smith?..Mormon?
Def my real name
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:51 pm to SEClint
Group English Project Freshman year at LSU. In Middleton first floor. A member of our group is wandering around looking for us. One gal goes, "Hey is that John from our group?"
Being the 17 yr old cocky vulgar retard that I still am 24 years later, I tried to be cool and assert that it was, in fact, John.
"Yea that's him. If that ain't him then my dick is wrong."
I'll never understand what the frick happened? I didn't mean to say that. But that shite did NOT come out right at all. Needless to say, they all thought I loved cock after that. And one of the easiest classes to get poon in became a stone wall.
Being the 17 yr old cocky vulgar retard that I still am 24 years later, I tried to be cool and assert that it was, in fact, John.
"Yea that's him. If that ain't him then my dick is wrong."
I'll never understand what the frick happened? I didn't mean to say that. But that shite did NOT come out right at all. Needless to say, they all thought I loved cock after that. And one of the easiest classes to get poon in became a stone wall.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:55 pm to Peepdip
throughout graduate school at a sub-par LA university i started thread after thread after thread on an LSU sports message board incessantly repeating the same questions about my career path and my choice of educational institutions, seeking endorsement of decisions i had already made from complete strangers
it was awkward
it was awkward
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:58 pm to Peepdip
Went to Cancun for senior trip. Got sick and had that explosive diarrhea and had to go now. Was in a packed club with chicks everywhere. Sat down to shite as I didn't have a choice and someone ripped door off while I was shitting. Everybody walked by and there must have been 50 people staring and laughing at me. I just finished, wiping my arse was a little awkward, when done my friends I were with got a kick out of it. Overall pretty awkward.
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