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Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:25 pm
I have plenty of them from my teenage years, but this one haunts me:

Around the age of 17 I moved from Georgia to Mandeville, Louisiana. I had always been a very outgoing, social person, almost to the point of being obnoxious. However, after I moved I found it impossible to bring that personality with me, and it was replaced with autistic behavior.

I was just cool enough that a few friends from my highschool invited me to come over one friday night to smoke and chill. My mom dropped me off because I didnt have a car yet. They told me that unless I was sleeping there or getting a ride home, that I could only hang out for a few hours because they were going to bed around 11.

Anyways, when I got there, there were way more people than I was expecting. I immediatly noticed that I stuck out like a sore thumb, ecspecially because of my horrible fashion sense and the fact that I was not really talking to anyone.

Someone was passing a blunt and I took a few big hits, and the weed made me feel twice as anxious and out of place than when I got there.

I called my parents and asked them to pick me up. When they got there I shook the hands of all the people I knew, then not wanting to be rude, I litterally walked around and shook every single persons hand before I left. By the time I was finished, it was completly quiet and everyone was looking at me and sort of laughing.

As I was walking out, my face red as a beet, I overhear someone say

"He really likes handshakes"

Everyone laughed
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I moved from Georgia to Mandeville, Louisiana. I had always been a very outgoing, social person, almost to the point of being obnoxious. However, after I moved I found it impossible to bring that personality with me, and it was replaced with autistic behavior. 


frick the falcons
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to
I came in your mom's mouth. I didn't tell her. She still swallowed.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6713 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:27 pm to
That's not awkward, that's weird. Awkward would be tootin on accident.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

As I was walking out, my face red as a beat,


Beet.
Posted by undrafted
DHA
Member since Oct 2009
1000 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:28 pm to
I have no idea why you didn't make friends easily.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm to
Was rough housing with my 3 year old son last night, started tickling him and he's laughing hysterically. Little fricker's defense mechanism activated, like a chameleon or some shite and he pissed through his pants and on me.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:34 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:30 pm to
Can you elaborate on your fashion sense?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57477 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:32 pm to
You became autistic at 17?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Can you elaborate on your fashion sense?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:34 pm to
I was still wearing areopostale with like cargo shorts and nike high tops? Something like that
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:38 pm to
Freshman in HS, first day of school which was HS orientation, teacher calls my name in front of a bunch of students for some roll. There are seniors, including some hot female seniors, present.

I go by my middle name and she called out “John Smith” and when I responded attempting to correct her out loud in front of everyone, my voice cracked so hard the windows almost shattered “It’s SteeeVenn Smith”. Entire room started laughing, including the seniors.

Puberty is a bitch
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:42 pm to
Went dick out at a McDonald's drive thru. Imagine my surprise when Jessica unexpectedly took the day off.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:42 pm to
You're John Steven Smith?..Mormon?
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:43 pm to
In high school at an overnight retreat...we were walking back to the camp through the woods and it was very dark...my buddy was complaining that we left the campfire...I said, "why.? Sharon is never going to screw you...from about 20 feet behind me I hear, "I heard that, a-hole." Sharon was following us...sneaky bitch...still makes me cringe thinking about it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

You're John Steven Smith?..Mormon?






Def my real name
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47486 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:51 pm to
Group English Project Freshman year at LSU. In Middleton first floor. A member of our group is wandering around looking for us. One gal goes, "Hey is that John from our group?"
Being the 17 yr old cocky vulgar retard that I still am 24 years later, I tried to be cool and assert that it was, in fact, John.
"Yea that's him. If that ain't him then my dick is wrong."


I'll never understand what the frick happened? I didn't mean to say that. But that shite did NOT come out right at all. Needless to say, they all thought I loved cock after that. And one of the easiest classes to get poon in became a stone wall.
This post was edited on 12/28/16 at 2:58 pm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38760 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:55 pm to
throughout graduate school at a sub-par LA university i started thread after thread after thread on an LSU sports message board incessantly repeating the same questions about my career path and my choice of educational institutions, seeking endorsement of decisions i had already made from complete strangers

it was awkward
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 2:58 pm to
Went to Cancun for senior trip. Got sick and had that explosive diarrhea and had to go now. Was in a packed club with chicks everywhere. Sat down to shite as I didn't have a choice and someone ripped door off while I was shitting. Everybody walked by and there must have been 50 people staring and laughing at me. I just finished, wiping my arse was a little awkward, when done my friends I were with got a kick out of it. Overall pretty awkward.
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