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re: I think my gf might be going to jail

Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:23 pm to
That day is on the approaching horizon my friend.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:23 pm to
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I guess take care of the baby we have till she gets out. idk.


Just wonderful. And living off of government cheese I'm betting too. If you and your baby momma raise this kid, then have thanks for adding another rapist/murderer to the population if male, and then a stripper addicted to cocaine if she's female.

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What can I do


Honestly, your kid would be better off being raised by a family of badgers than you. Just put it in a water balloon launcher, hope it lands in a nice neighbors yard, and it will have a much better chance of growing up to be a productive member of society than having a possum for a mom and a cider jug for a dad like you.
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 9:25 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82031 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:24 pm to
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Just so I am clear.,this is the GF that is the daughter of the women you banged that was an escort that has a pregnant daughter?


This needs a Bob Ley gif
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:24 pm to
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So what



You were causing a scene like Penelope Cruz in Blow which could have gotten brought some heat on her? That was my point. What if the restaurant called the cops?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422470 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:24 pm to
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Just so I am clear.,this is the GF that is the daughter of the women you banged that was an escort that has a pregnant daughter?

Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13483 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:25 pm to
And you want to stay with this broad?

A convicted felon that can't get through probation?

Man that sounds terrible.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:26 pm to
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And living off of government cheese I'm betting too. 


Wtf are you talking about dumb arse. Lol

I don't need money from anyone
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54134 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:26 pm to
We are going to need a chart, crow.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:28 pm to
Excatly. You'd fit in except you wouldn't.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8090 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:29 pm to
Where did you meet her? e-felony.com?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108403 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:30 pm to
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Wtf are you talking about dumb arse. Lol


Excuse me for thinking that someone who would frick his pregnant girlfriend's mother may live off of my and every other tax payers dime.

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I don't need money from anyone


Aside from the people you and your girlfriend steal from I'm sure.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21845 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:30 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:30 pm to
You have zero idea what youre talking about clown
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141958 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:31 pm to
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PJ
In the stairwell
His 3' dick
Col Mustard
In the library
with a candlestick
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:32 pm to
Aren't you the guy who posted from jail once? Tell your GF to set up a TD account so y'all can stay in touch while she's away?
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25316 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Pics?

yes, they are available if you look.
Posted by HideChaKidz
Member since Oct 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:33 pm to
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ot so sure the escort that was the mom of girlfriend wasnt also an escort before she got knocked up before she detoxed so the kid would have a chance to grow up in a stable environment.


I'm more confused now than ever
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:36 pm to
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took some nerve pills


That shite had me IRL!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:37 pm to
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Just put it in a water balloon launcher,


Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:42 pm to
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Aside from the people you and your girlfriend steal from I'm sure.


Apparently the girlfriend isn't any good at getting away with the burglaries. Better leave all of the criminal shite to chef.
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