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I think I hyperextended my own middle toe

Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Last night I was cracking my toes and when I bent back my middle left toe I heard a snap. Different than an crack. I felt like something was wrong right away, woke up this morning and could barely walk on that foot

I think I either broke my own toe or just hypertensioned it

Either way it hurts like a mfr and I can hardly walk.

Do I really need that middle toe?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22051 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


How else are you going to stick the bird at people?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32394 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9677 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it



But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.

Should I just sleep downstairs?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9798 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to
I’ve heard that happens when you hit your mid 40s.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22051 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Should I just sleep downstairs?


Then yote and bella will peeping tom on you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175718 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:47 pm to
do you want me to start a GFM?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141715 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to
this would qualify as extenuating circumstances
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to
Rename your middle toe “Sargent Hulka”.

All’s good now.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:49 pm to
quote:


do you want me to start a GFM?



Why? Just so you can steal it and give it to Rummy?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25576 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


You could probably sell it to Uli Kunkel.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3113 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


Ask “9 Toe Newton”, he’d tell you “Hell naw”…
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175718 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:01 pm to
yes
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1596 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:04 pm to
Tape it to the next toe and go on about your day. It’ll be ok in a few days.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.


You’re gonna need one of these my man, you can get them installed for about $6,000.

Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:12 pm to
RIP
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?

You seem to be ok without a brain. Why not a toe?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:33 pm to
That shite drives me up the wall
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53703 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?

My uncle lost two of the middle toes on his right foot when he was a kid. It happened in a tragic barn loft rope swing incident and the object of said toe removal was a piece of rusty tin.

All said, he was fine. Took him a little longer to get places because of all the walking in circles, though.
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