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I think I hyperextended my own middle toe
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Last night I was cracking my toes and when I bent back my middle left toe I heard a snap. Different than an crack. I felt like something was wrong right away, woke up this morning and could barely walk on that foot
I think I either broke my own toe or just hypertensioned it
Either way it hurts like a mfr and I can hardly walk.
Do I really need that middle toe?
I think I either broke my own toe or just hypertensioned it
Either way it hurts like a mfr and I can hardly walk.
Do I really need that middle toe?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do I really need that middle toe?
How else are you going to stick the bird at people?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it
But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.
Should I just sleep downstairs?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to tgrbaitn08
I’ve heard that happens when you hit your mid 40s.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:46 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Should I just sleep downstairs?
Then yote and bella will peeping tom on you.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:47 pm to tgrbaitn08
do you want me to start a GFM?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to tgrbaitn08
this would qualify as extenuating circumstances
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to tgrbaitn08
Rename your middle toe “Sargent Hulka”.
All’s good now.
All’s good now.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:49 pm to OWLFAN86
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do you want me to start a GFM?
Why? Just so you can steal it and give it to Rummy?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:50 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do I really need that middle toe?
You could probably sell it to Uli Kunkel.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:51 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do I really need that middle toe?
Ask “9 Toe Newton”, he’d tell you “Hell naw”…
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:04 pm to tgrbaitn08
Tape it to the next toe and go on about your day. It’ll be ok in a few days.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:07 pm to tgrbaitn08
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But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.
You’re gonna need one of these my man, you can get them installed for about $6,000.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:32 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do I really need that middle toe?
You seem to be ok without a brain. Why not a toe?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:33 pm to Stonehog
That shite drives me up the wall
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:36 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do I really need that middle toe?
My uncle lost two of the middle toes on his right foot when he was a kid. It happened in a tragic barn loft rope swing incident and the object of said toe removal was a piece of rusty tin.
All said, he was fine. Took him a little longer to get places because of all the walking in circles, though.
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