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I think he should have asked his dad if his masturbation technique was good.

Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:57 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:57 am
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The victim, a 63-year-old woman, was walking her dog in the 9600 block of Robin Lane in River Ridge around 4 p.m. on March 17 when a black sport utility vehicle stopped next to her. The man inside asked for directions to nearby Little Farms Playground.

The woman stepped within about an arm's reach of the SUV and told him how to reach the playground, the report said. As she stepped back towards the sidewalk, the man called out, "Is this right?"

The woman took a few steps back towards the vehicle and realized the man was masturbating, according to the report. The woman took out her cell phone and dialed 911.


Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:58 am to
Great thread to start right after a site crash
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:59 am to
Was it right?
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:00 am to
I'm sure I would have critiqued.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:27 am to
quote:

the man called out, "Is this right?"


No, it's wrong. Here's why.

quote:

masturbating


to a

quote:

63-year-old woman


This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 10:29 am
Posted by LSUengineer12
The Best Side
Member since Dec 2011
1850 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:28 am to
But.. But.. It's an extension of his home.

She's a 63 yr old Peeping Tammy imo
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 10:30 am
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6567 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:30 am to
Impressive new pick up line. I may give it a shot.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25939 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:42 am to
quote:

a 63-year-old woman,


At least the woman was of age. I would have gone after someone a little more youthful.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:45 am to
I think the term victim is a little much. So she saw a guy beating off. Does that really make her a victim?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27414 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

So she saw a guy beating off. Does that really make her a victim?



So you would be fine watching me rub one out? Especially if I maintained eye contact.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24171 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:44 am to
I worked out there for a long time. This makes it much funnier. I just wish he'd have done it a few blocks away, and pulled it at that a-hole Kirk Frazier's house.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:46 am to
"Is this how I get to the playground? My kids want to get out and play."
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7000 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:50 am to
Dude is a creeper - hope he enjoys the boys at Angola !
They'll show him something to fap to !!!!!
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24171 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:53 am to
He'll be riding bareback, and I'm not talking about at the rodeo.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26575 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:53 am to
quote:

the man called out, "Is this right?" No, it's wrong. Here's why. quote: masturbating to a quote: 63-year-old woman


But what if it was this 63y/o...?

Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:18 pm to
I wouldn't call the cops I would just leave
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76330 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:56 pm to
Man I'm glad you're back
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

So she saw a guy beating off. Does that really make her a victim?


So you would be fine watching me rub one out? Especially if I maintained eye contact.


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