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re: I slept with my friend's mom last night

Posted on 2/7/16 at 11:55 am to
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Believe what you want. So last week I matched with this older woman on tinder (she's 48 I'm 27) and I started messaging her since she is pretty hot.


I would shite bricks if I saw my married mom on Tinder.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 11:59 am to
This post was edited on 2/7/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97649 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:03 pm to
Better than your wife
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:08 pm to
Or your momma wife. Roll Tide!
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:18 pm to
Remember it well, because I lived in there too.

When I brought my gal there, the house was practically empty (weekend of LSU vs Tulane in Nola, or some weekend like that when campus is dead). Almost no one saw me except for 2 people. I remember thinking what a stud I was, bedding an "older woman" in a bunk bed
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61288 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:50 pm to
You're a shitty person. You've now willingly put yourself in the middle of a bad situation. You deserve every bit of venom in your direction.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Before I knew what was happening she started feeling me and we were kissing and I think you know what happened next.


You encouraged her son to keep pursuing his dreams, so he could help move his mom out of 8 Mile?
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

She tells me to come over to her house last night.....She says her husband is away on a business trip


Her husband is away on a business trip on a Friday night? Plot holes, my friend.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Closest person I can think of is Shania Twain


You need to turn your autocorrect off. For some reason, the name "Mark" is automatically correcting itself to "Shania."
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20722 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:42 pm to
After my separation/divorce from the one that will not be mentioned I became a semi man whore. I slept with 2 women over 40 and 1 over 50.

All 3 put my ex to shame in the bedroom.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65725 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

shame in the bedroom.
You nailed why your ex is now your ex.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19309 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 2:33 pm to
Congrats - You are now Eskimoe brothers with half of the town
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31638 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 2:37 pm to
I wish I could both up and down vote.
Posted by Brightside Bengal
Old Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3883 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 11:12 pm to
What'd her cooter look like?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39151 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 6:52 am to
quote:

What'd her cooter look like?


Do you mean before or after?

On a side note, the sex, if real, could not have been that good. OP has mentioned nothing of it. Had she rocked his world he would still be wound up with the wow factor.

His original diatribe would have mentioned that she curled his toes, was a banshee, he needed a seatbelt, or something. The fact that everyone who sleeps with her has an intense desire to look for new strange tells me that it was not that good.

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