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I slept with my friend's mom last night

Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:39 pm
So I'm sure half of you will say you don't believe me, but whatever. Believe what you want. So last week I matched with this older woman on tinder (she's 48 I'm 27) and I started messaging her since she is pretty hot. She tells me to come over to her house last night so I decided what the hell. I get over there and we start drinking some wine and talking. Eventually she mentions that she's married which I did not know. She says her husband is away on a business trip and she kept trying to reassure me saying that she had caught him cheating on her multiple times. Then she mentions she has a son about my age and tells me his name and at that moment I realized I had a friend with that first name and last name. I started to panic a little bit so I asked where the bathroom was and while she was walking me over there I saw a picture of my friend on the wall. At this point I'm freaking out in the bathroom not knowing what to do, but I decided I would play it cool, keep drinking wine for a bit, then try to find a reason to leave. Well that's not really what happened. We drank for another couple hours, watched a movie, and I was getting pretty drunk. Before I knew what was happening she started feeling me and we were kissing and I think you know what happened next. I instantly felt like shite afterwards and I wanted to leave but I was way too drunk to drive. I ended up spending the night and leaving early this morning. To clarify, I met this friend in college and we still hang out semi regularly and I feel absolutely terrible about it. I don't think I can ever look him in the eyes again
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to
No biggie, i sleep with your mom all the time
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52746 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to
Paragraphs, motherfricker.
This post was edited on 2/6/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:41 pm to
That's awesome man


Good for you
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37570 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Was waiting for a walk the dinosaur
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23563 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
and then you walked back to your trailer
Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Liar.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12142 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Bury it, Then bury the shovel you buried it with.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:43 pm to
Congrats on knocking her up
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22157 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
/r/gonewildstories
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
Do you love her?
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
Pics of mom
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4148 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
Whiskey




Tango



Foxtrot






No pics??

Oh, and drink more. It'll help
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
No offense but that's pretty shitty. A friend's sister? Sure. A ex girlfriend? Eh, if it's been long enough. But his married mother? That's fricked up.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
Paragraph of didnt read


And, no you didnt. Pics to prove it
Posted by phantom70815
Walker, U.S.A
Member since Jan 2010
1389 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Congrats on knocking her up


Ha! If he knocked her up, he could become his friends' stepdad. That wouldn't be awkward, would it?
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:46 pm to
BS
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

No offense but that's pretty shitty. A friend's sister? Sure. A ex girlfriend? Eh, if it's been long enough. But his married mother? That's fricked up.

Yeah trust me I'd be pissed if my friend slept with my mom. But I felt like I was in too deep when she started making moves on me. It's not like it was pre meditated
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
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