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I Now Believe in the Illuminati: 50 Cent First Pitch

Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:50 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:50 am
so this happened recently



nothing says "hardcore rapper and sports drink icon" like throwing like a girl



...something must be behind this



Posted by Tayday
Houston, TX
Member since Mar 2011
5520 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:52 am to
Anyone that throws a baseball like that is a straight up bitch.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:52 am to
I think I could throw a great pitch. Wtf is wrong with him? Oh yeah, he didn't have a dad growing up. Mystery solved.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:52 am to
Like i said in the bicycle coach thread...people that grow up without dad's generally suck at anything athletic.
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:53 am to
If you knew you were going to throw why not practice? Or don't agree if you throw like a lil bitch. Guys been shot, you'd think he had enough of a tough guy ego to not look like that
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

colorchangintiger


Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Like i said in the bicycle coach thread...people that grow up without dad's generally suck at anything athletic.


How would professional sports teams look if this were true?
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 am to
50 Cent throws like Obama. Someone please post the 2 gifs together. I would but I don't know how.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 am to
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17096 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 am to
quote:

people that grow up without dad's generally suck at anything athletic.


Yeah, if you are white.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 am to
Babba Booey did better than that
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:56 am to
quote:

How would professional sports teams look if this were true?


professional athletes are the exception, not the rule. 0.00001% of the population are professional athletes.

ETA: I say generally, you take it to mean 100% of the time indisputable fact.
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 8:58 am
Posted by BIGDAB
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Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:57 am to
quote:

How would professional sports teams look if this were true?



upvote
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

eople that grow up without dad's generally suck at anything athletic.
Lebron James says "hello".

(And so do I. )
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:59 am to
It was just a joke, brahmeleon.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:00 am to
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:00 am to
quote:

brahmeleon


Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:02 am to
Holy shite dojo


My 3 y/o son throws straighter than that. Seriously.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:04 am to
it's so awful.
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4705 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:19 am to
My favorite thing about the baba booey pitch is Artie in the background laughing his arse off
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