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I Know You’re Not Supposed To Cry Over Spilt Milk, But…
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:48 pm
It really fricking sucks. Got home from the grocery store tonight and had a bit of an incident. Had two larger grocery bags brought from home filled. Inside one bag was a bunch of cans of soup and the other bag had chicken, beef, sasauge, milk and eggs. The milk and eggs were stacked on top so they would get crushed obviously.
Well, frick a duck. My dumbass decides to put away the soup before the refrigerated items. I walk across kitchen over to the pantry and just as I’m about to put the soup away I hear the faint sound of plastic grocery bag shifting. Before I could turn around the large bag falls over sending the contents crashing across the floor. The gallon of milk immediately explodes like it was shot out of a cannon. Cabinets and floor covered. Throw towels everywhere and get that under control.
Then I remember the eggs were on top. An 18 rack of eggs to be exact. Every single one of them cracked or exploded from the great fall. Luckily there was no other casualties in this disaster, but I did just have to cook and consume 18 eggs for dinner. Then washed it down with the milk left over inside the jug. The farts are going to be horrendous.
TL;DR
Milk and Eggs go inside the refrigerator above all else unless you want them to end up everywhere else. .
Well, frick a duck. My dumbass decides to put away the soup before the refrigerated items. I walk across kitchen over to the pantry and just as I’m about to put the soup away I hear the faint sound of plastic grocery bag shifting. Before I could turn around the large bag falls over sending the contents crashing across the floor. The gallon of milk immediately explodes like it was shot out of a cannon. Cabinets and floor covered. Throw towels everywhere and get that under control.
Then I remember the eggs were on top. An 18 rack of eggs to be exact. Every single one of them cracked or exploded from the great fall. Luckily there was no other casualties in this disaster, but I did just have to cook and consume 18 eggs for dinner. Then washed it down with the milk left over inside the jug. The farts are going to be horrendous.
TL;DR
Milk and Eggs go inside the refrigerator above all else unless you want them to end up everywhere else. .
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:48 pm to NotoriousFSU
I bet your husband was pissed...
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:50 pm to NotoriousFSU
There’s wasting eggs, then there’s wasting eggs during the Biden administration.
Oof.
Oof.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:51 pm to NotoriousFSU
Everyone eventually has a terrible experience of groceries going everywhere and bottles smashing or eggs breaking all over. It’s an awful feeling when it happens. Then you have to clean the mess.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:51 pm to NotoriousFSU
Jesus. I hope you’re a woman or at least gay.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:51 pm to NotoriousFSU
Man, that’s life. We all have been there. Shite unfortunately…does indeed happen
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:52 pm to NotoriousFSU
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The farts are going to be horrendous.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:52 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
It really fricking sucks. Got home from the grocery store tonight and had a bit of an incident. Had two larger grocery bags brought from home filled. Inside one bag was a bunch of cans of soup and the other bag had chicken, beef, sasauge, milk and eggs. The milk and eggs were stacked on top so they would get crushed obviously.
Well, frick a duck. My dumbass decides to put away the soup before the refrigerated items. I walk across kitchen over to the pantry and just as I’m about to put the soup away I hear the faint sound of plastic grocery bag shifting. Before I could turn around the large bag falls over sending the contents crashing across the floor. The gallon of milk immediately explodes like it was shot out of a cannon. Cabinets and floor covered. Throw towels everywhere and get that under control.
Then I remember the eggs were on top. An 18 rack of eggs to be exact. Every single one of them cracked or exploded from the great fall. Luckily there was no other casualties in this disaster, but I did just have to cook and consume 18 eggs for dinner. Then washed it down with the milk left over inside the jug. The farts are going to be horrendous.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed man. Don't believe the lies.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:53 pm to NotoriousFSU
I had a losing streak lasting a few weeks where I broke the jar of spaghetti sauce every time. It was pretty impressive
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:54 pm to NotoriousFSU
Nothing worse than opening the hatch and 4 bottles of wine rolling out the back of the car and smashing on the driveway.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:54 pm to NotoriousFSU
Self checkout or no?
Trying to determine liability.
Trying to determine liability.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 9:59 pm to NotoriousFSU
Farm-raised eggs, so not buying them at the store, and we don't use a lot of dairy milk, but.... My wife(no pics) is still breastfeeding our baby girl, and spilling even a drop of that is like losing it's weight in gold. I feel your pain based on that alone.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:02 pm to Jrv2damac
They were Vital Farms
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:02 pm to NotoriousFSU
Nobody can eat 18 eggs.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:07 pm to Herschal
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Self checkout or no? Trying to determine liability.
Self checkout. I might sue the grocery store. I was never trained how to use a self checkout machine let alone how to bag groceries. Also left out the part where I slipped on the spilled milk. Think I have a case.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:08 pm to NotoriousFSU
Be thankful this didn't happen a couple years ago or you'd be posting a GoFundMe in your OP. Eggs were like $87 a dozen at one time, I think.
This post was edited on 4/1/24 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:10 pm to NotoriousFSU
If you need eggs I can get some for free. My aunt has about 50 chickens and I can get all the eggs I want.
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:12 pm to Havoc
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Nobody can eat 18 eggs.
Call me Cool Hand Luke baw
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:29 pm to NotoriousFSU
Quit your bitchin' I dropped a packet of spicy ketchup i saved from Whatabuger and it splattered on my carport. 
Posted on 4/1/24 at 10:47 pm to bamaguy17
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I had a losing streak lasting a few weeks where I broke the jar of spaghetti sauce every time. It was pretty impressive
When I did grocery pickup I swear those punks always put the Ragu in just right so it would roll out onto the garage floor when I opened the hatch.
Worthless fricks.
Now delivery is available so don't have to deal with that anymore.
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