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I give you "Text From A Beta" (NSFW)

Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:20 pm
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:20 pm
LINK

Apparently this came from Vanderbilt.
This post was edited on 1/22/16 at 8:22 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66414 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:30 pm to
Cliffs? Hate clicking links
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:32 pm to
That wasn't beta at all. Whoever wrote those is alpha as frick.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:36 pm to
Dude texted this coed for some arse while hungover. She made a song out of it
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5860 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:38 pm to
No way someone sent her those texts. Probably some SJW attention whoring.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27331 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

That wasn't beta at all. Whoever wrote those is alpha as frick.

Yes. No beta would proclaim to "pack heat" and "hang dong". He just wants a BJ and to pound her butt. Beta would ask to cuddle and brag about his foot massage skills.
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:39 pm to
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I write for Huffington Post. Is there someone available for an interview??


Here. We. Go!


and of course there is literally no chance this is made up.

Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28117 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:40 pm to
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David Moye 1 day ago
I write for Huffington Post. Is there someone available for an interview??
Reply · 22


GDI Productions 15 hours ago
How can we contact you??
Reply · 11


David Moye 10 hours ago
david.moye@huffingtonpost.com @dmoyeweirdnews on twitter?


The above youtube comment, the youtube video itself, and the texts that provide the lyrical basis for this song may serve as a useful, three-pronged summary of what's wrong with the world.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:45 pm to
Didn't look at the comments
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34471 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:46 pm to
Dammit, when I see NSFW I expect to see some chicks
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:09 pm to
IWNHI
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35316 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:19 pm to
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GDI Productions


Beta AF
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20892 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:20 pm to
Downvote for continuing this beta shite.
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