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I don't get peoples fascination with the beach.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:07 pm
Beach Pros: Hot Chicks in Bikinis
Beach Cons: Everything else
When people are at home they don't say "hey, let's turn off the air conditioning, sit in a sauna, shine heat lamps in our face, glop on a bunch of grease, throw sand all over our bodies/shoes/vehicle, spray soda all over our bodies to assimilate that sticky ocean water feel, invite a bunch of seagulls into the kitchen to battle us for every scrap of food, turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere" etc.
But somehow if you're at the beach experiencing all of these otherwise undesirable/disgusting things it's somehow magical.
Weird.
Beach Cons: Everything else
When people are at home they don't say "hey, let's turn off the air conditioning, sit in a sauna, shine heat lamps in our face, glop on a bunch of grease, throw sand all over our bodies/shoes/vehicle, spray soda all over our bodies to assimilate that sticky ocean water feel, invite a bunch of seagulls into the kitchen to battle us for every scrap of food, turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere" etc.
But somehow if you're at the beach experiencing all of these otherwise undesirable/disgusting things it's somehow magical.
Weird.
This post was edited on 1/2/22 at 6:13 pm
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Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:08 pm to rocky mountain way
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spray soda all over our bodies to assimilate that sticky ocean water feel, invite a bunch of seagulls into the kitchen to battle us for every scrap of food, turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere
What kind of weird beach trips have you gone on?
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
You wear a shirt at the beach don’t you?
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
You sound fun
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
You prefer living at the dump?
It’s more affordable.
Different strokes for different folks brah.
It’s more affordable.
Different strokes for different folks brah.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
quote:
I don't get peoples fascination with the beach.
Fitting thing to say from a carpet bagging OSU apologist. I hear Cleveland is lovely this time of year
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
It’s a lifestyle, bruh
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
You sound like a miserable person.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
Hey man, I like to day drink and people watch.
Fight me.
Fight me.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to In The Know
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pasty
I’m pasty but I love the beach
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
I bet you’re a blast at parties.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
Apparently youvr never heard of Beach umbrellas or beach chairs.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:09 pm to rocky mountain way
Only thing that’s weird is your melt.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:10 pm to rocky mountain way
Depends on the beach. I will agree that spending a week in Destin doesn’t appeal to me, but a couple days somewhere nice can be fun.
This post was edited on 1/2/22 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:10 pm to rocky mountain way
quote:thats exactly what i do at home
When people are home they don't say "hey, let's turn off the air conditioning, sit in a sauna, shine heat lamps in our face, glop on a bunch of grease, throw sand all over our bodies/shoes/vehicle, spray soda all over our bodies to assimilate that sticky ocean water feel, invite a bunch of seagulls into the kitchen to battle us for every scrap of food, turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere" etc.
on weekends
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:10 pm to rocky mountain way
Wasn’t a fan until I hit 35 or so. I thought it was a big waste of time.
Now i spend every second i can anytime of year sitting in the sand, drinking beer, and if warm enough watch the racehorses run.
Now i spend every second i can anytime of year sitting in the sand, drinking beer, and if warm enough watch the racehorses run.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:11 pm to rocky mountain way
That’s what soy does to you folks!
Posted on 1/2/22 at 6:11 pm to rocky mountain way
Sounds like you don’t make enough money to visit a real beach
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