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I am not a Scientologist.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:26 pm
So today I go to see a photographer to look at some proofs. His address is a Victorian mansion on Canal Street. I should have been placed on notice by the sign in the front, which said (right under the photography studio's name), "Dianetics and Scientology."
I ring the doorbell, and after some time I was greeted by a plain looking woman in safety shoes with her hair in a bun. I say, "I have an appointment with Rudy." She says, "Oh yes, why don't you come in and I will find him." She leads me into this big beautiful parlor and asks me to have a seat on the couch. I immediately notice strange pictures on the wall, a kiosk with headphones and a video screen, and a giant book with L. Ron Hubbard on the cover sitting on the coffee table. Helga takes leave of me and goes upstairs (why, I have no idea). I'm really creeped out at this point. She comes back and then says, "Rudy is in his studio. Just drive around back."
So immediately I'm wondering why she invited me in if Rudy is in the back. Anyway, I walk out, and as soon as I do there is some guy standing out front snapping pictures of the building and of ME. So you people, please, no matter what you might see on the internet, I am NOT a Scientologist.
I ring the doorbell, and after some time I was greeted by a plain looking woman in safety shoes with her hair in a bun. I say, "I have an appointment with Rudy." She says, "Oh yes, why don't you come in and I will find him." She leads me into this big beautiful parlor and asks me to have a seat on the couch. I immediately notice strange pictures on the wall, a kiosk with headphones and a video screen, and a giant book with L. Ron Hubbard on the cover sitting on the coffee table. Helga takes leave of me and goes upstairs (why, I have no idea). I'm really creeped out at this point. She comes back and then says, "Rudy is in his studio. Just drive around back."
So immediately I'm wondering why she invited me in if Rudy is in the back. Anyway, I walk out, and as soon as I do there is some guy standing out front snapping pictures of the building and of ME. So you people, please, no matter what you might see on the internet, I am NOT a Scientologist.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:28 pm to Slippy
So, about this Helga girl...
She hot?
She hot?
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:30 pm to Slippy
What were your Oxford Capacity Analysis results?
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:30 pm to shutterspeed
Every word of this is true, btw. The place is just above Jeff Davis. Ring the doorbell. If Helga doesn't answer, you can ban me for life.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:31 pm to Slippy
Why are you so scared and jealous of people with a higher understanding? Maybe stop judging for a moment and hear what they have to say.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:32 pm to Bullfrog
are you famous? If not I don't fricking care....wait even if you are I still don't fricking care
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:32 pm to Slippy
You sound like a fricking SP
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:36 pm to Slippy
Stay away from me and my family, you fricking freak.
This post was edited on 10/20/15 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 10/20/15 at 7:47 pm to Slippy
Did Xenu tell you to say all this? I see through your story
Posted on 10/20/15 at 8:01 pm to Slippy
This will all be made better if you admit your crimes.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 8:11 pm to Slippy
Koos will dominate you.
Prepare your anus.
Prepare your anus.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 8:12 pm to Slippy
quote:
Every word of this is true, btw. The place is just above Jeff Davis. Ring the doorbell. If Helga doesn't answer, you can ban me for life.
Yup. I was there for the Project Chanology protests when I was a bit younger and more rebellious.
Scientologists tried to pull alongside the neutral ground and started cursing and insulting us, until the cops made them clear out because they were blocking traffic.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 8:15 pm to Slippy
I would've had to ask Helga if Tom Cruise was there, by chance.
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