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Hypothetical: On a scale of 1-10 how far are you from being a real-life Dexter?

Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:13 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14897 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:13 am
Meaning normal life by day, taking out society's trash or anyone that you deem unworthy of oxygen by night.

1 being "OMG, I could never!"
and 10 being "I actually made my second kill last night"

I think I'm about a 6. I think about it sometimes and it seems more appealing than acquiring money and things, but I have a young family and too much to lose. If that changes, all bets are off and the world will be a slightly better place every time the sun comes up.


Obviously hypothetical, since everyone here is a 1, including myself..No need to put people on lists, here.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124575 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
No comment

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This post was edited on 4/18/22 at 11:24 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
I'm exhausted all the time from my everyday life already

I don't need more responsibilities

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17735 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
15
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:15 am to
Nice try, law man.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54888 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:15 am to
Not today Mr. G-man.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98343 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:17 am to
Not a Dexter but some days I'm about this far from starring in a youtube road rage video.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106699 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:18 am to
I think I’m daily pretty close to about a 9
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
3366 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:19 am to
Far too much work hiding bodies and murders. Then if you get caught you head to federal prison all to get rid of some lowlifes.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13513 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:21 am to


Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
815 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:22 am to
Normally 1-2, driving in BR around 5 PM a 12
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41728 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:22 am to
quote:

No need to put people on lists, here.

You mean other than the dumbass who posts about murdering people every single night, right?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101930 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:24 am to
Higher than a 1 and less than a 10.

Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18500 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:26 am to
I could easily check in about an 8
Of course this is swayed due my truck recently being vandalized.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124575 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:28 am to
We should grant some sort of letter of marque thing, like they did with privateers.

As long as someone is removing the scumbags, they get immunity.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:29 am to
7
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13965 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Far too much work hiding bodies.


Most of the ones needing to be shot don't need their dead bodies hidden. It's time the "ain't seen nuthin" response starts working in everyone's favor.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261682 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:33 am to
I've always loved the idea. I don't think I would actually do it unless it was something personal.
Posted by jstew311
Grant Parish Meth Lab
Member since Dec 2005
853 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:57 am to
Dexter had a code. I'm not disciplined enough to follow a code. I'd just kill whoever pissed me off that day. Not to mention that I'm lazy and the cleanup would be a PITA
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14897 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

the cleanup would be a PITA



As long as you do it outdoors in a remote spot and aren't an idiot, nature will do the work for you.
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