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re: How would the OT start a graduation speech ?

Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by DJ3K
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:38 pm to
My Fellow Americans
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Posted by Sellecks Moustache
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"Life is about to suuuuuuuuuuuuuck for 90% of you".
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:47 pm to
Statistically one of you will die in a car wreck tonight
Posted by speechles
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:53 pm to
Prolly a better chance of someone getting shot in my area
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:54 pm to
Dear and Beloved...
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:15 pm to
This is not a graduation ceremony at the end of your academic endeavors. It's is a commencement ceremony.

Commence.

Get started. What are you waiting for? Commence to get your post graduation life into 5th gear.

If you're sitting there waiting for somebody to do something, to find you or get you fired up, what if they don't show up?

This is your time don't wait. Go do. Commence to make yourself great. You've got the tools. This place made sure you did.

But now it's at do it yourself project. Commence with the project called "your life".....
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

How would the OT start a graduation speech ?


quote:

by speechles


True to your name.....


Damnit Dorothy.
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 6:20 pm
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
Just recite this and you'll be fine (more school appropriate than second link)

Or this
Posted by BiggerBear
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:48 pm to
Congratulations, you've done the bare minimum.
Posted by TigerMAN85
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:50 pm to
Quote a few lyrics from Pink Floyd's "Time" and thank your parents, you shithead. Make it quick. I don't have all evening to watch your drunk arse up there.
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:03 pm to
"LSU will be a playoff contender if it can solve its quarterback issues."
Posted by mailman
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:11 pm to
Siri do do you start a graduation speech, siri speaks... aand go of that
Posted by Mars duMorgue
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:21 pm to
What Dennis Hopper said in Blue Velvet:
LINK
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"Mr. Chancellor? Here, hold my bourbon, shite's about to get real."
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:25 pm to
Pour a glass......take sip.....enjoy moment. Place glass down and begin....
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:27 pm to
Will the driver of the red Ford Fusion please move it. You're parked in a fire lane.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:32 pm to
Question: Is the graduation from Tigerdroppings?



And I have a famous quote on here when I won Rookie of the Year.

I started my speech with "Speech:" and people thought it was funny.
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 8:13 pm to
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right.
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