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How to tell a friend from a best friend.

Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:41 pm
Just something neat I found on the intrawebs.

A GOOD WAY TO TELL A FRIEND FROM A BEST FRIEND

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKIN' AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only for a short while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "its becuase your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Just something neat I found on the intrawebs.




This is like chain mail from the AOL days
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:42 pm to
Ghey
Posted by RyseofRome
Member since Jul 2013
699 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:44 pm to
Post less old man.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108573 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:44 pm to
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BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!


My best friends aren't a bunch of tools, so no they don't say this.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:45 pm to
so, you logged into your daughter's facebook today huh?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123633 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:46 pm to
You're so silly!
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

This is like chain mail from the AOL days


yep. the giveaway is the phone number one. who writes down a number? text it or call me so I can save it
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "its becuase your gay isn't it?"



I feel like they would all be gay in this scenario.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62805 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 6:54 pm to
FRIENDS: You probably shouldn't start stupid threads

BEST FRIENDS: Will slap your phone out of your hand, telling you, "if you start that stupid friends /best friends thread, ill punch you right in the nuts."
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58895 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:03 pm to
Ask yourself this. Which one of your friends would be there beside you if you were flat broke, got in a terrible accident and lost the use of your legs, but not your outlook on life let's say, and yet you couldn't offer anything to anyone save your company. If you can honestly list one person you know without a shadow of a doubt that would still be there after all that, not on Facebook, but IRL and hanging out with you, then consider yourself real lucky, because that's your best friend. I think I can count two. One who moved away years ago but he and I were just that tight, and one more who his character won't allow him to be anything but, and brother, I have acquired a whole lot of friends and acquaintances over the years who I still keep in touch with regularly. That's really the size of it I think for most people.



Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:05 pm to
Holy shite OLD!
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
frick Bama
Member since Jul 2012
4635 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:08 pm to
If he's a best friend, you will know.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36454 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "its becuase your gay isn't it?" 



my best friends say you're
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58084 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:14 pm to


LINK

this sums up how you know if its a best friend or not.

(PS he is)
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58895 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:18 pm to
quote:



LINK

this sums up how you know if its a best friend or not.

(PS he is)


Bad arse.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108573 posts
Posted on 2/23/14 at 7:24 pm to
Personally I think a best friend is one who will help you bury a dead body with no questions asked or any worry about ratting you out to the cops. Think I have about 6 of these.
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